Linke

Noavis gather, and now my watch begins.
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Accredited Reverse Mafia Player

"Once Noavi, always Noavi."

"All mods are bastards in their fathers' eyes."

"GT once, shame on you. GT twice, shame on me."

"We should therefore claim, in the name of tolerance, the right not to tolerate the intolerant!"

"Here at Random.org, we do the scumhunting for you, and take the "Mafia" out of "EpicMafia."

"The only thing more optimal than playing EpicMafia optimally is not playing EpicMafia at all."

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Book of EpicMafia


ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ I'M LINKE FAN ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ

Jimmaster, 2017


  • After much deliberation, I have been forced to concede that some select setups on EpicMafia are in fact skill based.
  • Proud supporter of Bob's plight against Epicmafia.
  • Cleanser of Noavi Scum.
  • Mildly average at Epicmafia at the best of times.
  • Best win streak is 16 and highest ranking is 1501.
  • Worst loss streak is 11 and best suicide streak is 8 xo.

OUTLIERS RULE!!!

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Stickers

Questions

over 5 years
hope your doing amazing king
The only good thing about monarchies is the way they unite the people to overthrow the bourgeoisie!
anonymousover 5 years
LINKE PRESIDWENT
My first order of business is to permanently shut down EM!
over 5 years
Linken's sphere
I have returned.
almost 6 years
Hi linxe is me lindy btw xd missed you
You've always been with me in my heart <3
about 6 years
linkx?
No, Linxe is ultimate scum, we don't serve his kind here.

Achievements

6 / 10I'm Batman.
4 / 25Objection!
3 / 10Scumhunter
3 / 35Boozin'
2 / 10Governator!
about 7 years
If i had a dollar for every pixel in your avi Id have 69c
about 7 years
TY GOOD LUCK ON UNI EXAMS
about 7 years
Post this on 15 players walls of people who are the noobest and ugliest humans in the wurld !!!11111
about 7 years
Post this on 15 players walls of people who are the nicest and most beautiful humans in the online world. <3 :) :)))))))))))))
deletedabout 7 years
Post this on 15 players walls of people who are the nicest and most beautiful humans in the online world. <3 :)
about 7 years
FRIEND SHIP ENDED WITH LINKER
about 7 years
Hii linke! c: <- Linke-style smiley face
deletedabout 7 years
Back off, Orlandeau. Linke is my big friend
about 7 years
linker is my gf
about 7 years
+K cuz linke is bae <3
about 7 years
K+ :)
deletedabout 7 years
+K because we're friends even though we don't act like it ;( :)
deletedabout 7 years
Makes it if you like (x
deletedabout 7 years
It's time to change your avi
http://sketchtoy.com/68304888
about 7 years
D A D D Y
deletedabout 7 years
Izzzzy won that game, kid.
over 7 years
ARE YOU STALKING MEEEEEE
deletedover 7 years
Never forget <3
over 7 years
LINKE I LOVE U