Decel

Send. Me. The best you've got. Send me your strongest machines. The fight my brother fought will now end with me.
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I like video games, acting flirty, a few sexual jokes here and there and booze. My face is decent enough to show to the public outside irl. I used to have penguins here but the links expired and I'm too lazy to do anything else cool or pretty. I'm usually friendly unless I'm drunk. I should honestly make an alt account for when I'm drunk but again, too lazy. I'm bored of most epicmafia setups after playing them hundreds of times and I'm too uncommitted for getting into ranked, so I mostly just come here when I have nothing else to do and I want to talk to people.

You should leave comments about my music choices.

Questions

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Happy Valentine's day, Decel :) I really miss you. -Alice-
Miss you too. Glad you aren't dead.
over 10 years
Don't marry Slutich. NEVER!
That isn't even a question! They've probably lost interest by now.
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how long until you will marry me?
I need to know you for more than an hour before I commit to marraige.
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De-cel ~ 100X100 >:[ and...change everything else for a new year!!
Maybe next new year!
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how long?
How long is whaa-aa-aaa-aaaat?

Achievements

20 / 20Clint Eastwood
10 / 10Death Row
6 / 20Super Sleuth!
3 / 25Eye of the Beholder
2 / 20He's Batman
over 9 years
If I could write you a song to make you fall in doves I would already have you right. Under some doves
over 9 years
This is a comment, please leave your message after the comment
over 9 years
If nine people get into a car and one person leaves how many people dislike cilantro?
over 9 years
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuluoli
over 9 years
thank you! you get the honor of my first comment
over 9 years
hi hi hi hi hi
over 9 years
Decel decel decel decel decel
almost 10 years
wow >.>
almost 10 years
imy and ur still lame
deletedalmost 10 years
+k and I hop into ur pocket :3
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No;;;;;;
deletedabout 10 years
Your profile has changed so much so suddenly. :o
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Such a good show
deletedabout 10 years
*gasp* How did you know I liked red underwear?
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Strips Decel
about 10 years
+k cuz I was wrong :)
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deccy
about 10 years
bae <3
about 10 years
Meow =3
deletedabout 10 years
:/ we missed out on a three way though