Decel

Send. Me. The best you've got. Send me your strongest machines. The fight my brother fought will now end with me.
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I like video games, acting flirty, a few sexual jokes here and there and booze. My face is decent enough to show to the public outside irl. I used to have penguins here but the links expired and I'm too lazy to do anything else cool or pretty. I'm usually friendly unless I'm drunk. I should honestly make an alt account for when I'm drunk but again, too lazy. I'm bored of most epicmafia setups after playing them hundreds of times and I'm too uncommitted for getting into ranked, so I mostly just come here when I have nothing else to do and I want to talk to people.

You should leave comments about my music choices.

Questions

over 8 years
would you prefer an orgy that lasts only one night? or a harem that lasts a year?
I'm pretty sure I could make an orgy happen with my harem. Even if I had to teach the harem how to act to attract more dicks for use.
deletedover 8 years
Dr. Pepper or Coke?
Probably gonna be coke!
anonymousover 8 years
DECEL BBY <3 <3
Anon baybeee!
over 8 years
i like penguins bro. but ducks>penguins. am i right?
Quack
anonymousover 8 years
Why are there SO MANY PENGUINS?
Because they're cute and I didn't know what else to put. WHY ARE YOU ALL ANONYMOUS?!

Achievements

20 / 20Clint Eastwood
10 / 10Death Row
6 / 20Super Sleuth!
3 / 25Eye of the Beholder
2 / 20He's Batman
over 6 years
u me anna zhag
almost 7 years
+k <3
deletedabout 7 years
Marry me brother
about 7 years
+k for the neko avi
about 7 years
MAH BOI

This peace is what all true warriors strive for!
about 7 years
answer me
over 7 years
I own decel
over 7 years
Not sure why epicmafia censored
over 7 years
If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be up or what?
almost 8 years
nice avi
almost 8 years
The prinnies stole it.
almost 8 years
pinny dood
almost 8 years
Food - an accurate description of me
almost 8 years
MY DAD
deletedabout 8 years
Daddy
about 8 years
+K because idk why i havent done it already!
deletedabout 8 years
+k because of penguinsss~
deletedabout 8 years
+k cute neko :3
over 8 years
kitttyyyyyy +k
over 8 years
+Kitty! <3