I want to make a lemon speech:

I am a lemon. You are a lemon. We are a lemon. The world is a lemon. But most importantly, I am the lemon.

Thank you

I have a second lemon speech:

I CRY I DIE I LEMONIZE

Thank you, thank you

also im putting up this image of me framing toast because i'm very proud of this moment and i think it deserves to be shown:

ALSO THANK YOU COLLOKEY FOR SPENDING $5 ON ME SO THAT I CAN GET COLORED TEXT