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The man's name Andrew \a-nd-rew, an-drew\ is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "man, warrior" he has been laid by Jenna Jameson, tila tequila, Pamela Anderson, and other hoes that don't stank. He is the best at everything known to man, he was created by General Custard in the 1800's, He's half man, half robot, half penis. He was created with the voice of angels and the strength of Hercules. He is most remembered for beating Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling championship. He once saved the world from aliens only to have sex with their men, he is man, he is everything, he is the one.... He is described as Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humour. Sexy, and an awesome kisser.

Uses of the name Andrew:

-Man, is Andrew cool. I wish I was him... -duuude that guy reminds me of Andrew, he gets all the hot guys!! -I wish i were like Andrew -That guy should be more Andrew. -That's Andrew. He's really funny, and really hot and awesome. -Chuck Norris' chest hairs are tingling.... Andrew's close by

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*Shout out to Tonkster! Oh the things I could tell you ppl about this "lady"

LOL at my fav wall post from her "hahah yeah u know it - got my sisters wedding this weekend - i just got a spray tan - i look like an abo lol " You dirty fucking abo

Shout out to People I rate hard (Especially hard for Bettie **kinky winky > Megs, Kriz, Bettie, Mawk, Sammie, Reid, Unf, Aimee, Greydead, Funkii, Squibbles, YQbear, Capps, Ishine, Garyoak, thebandit any everyone else <3 LOL <3

My theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c Courtesy of Bettie

Achievements

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almost 14 years
*poke* get on skype! >:O
almost 14 years
dude i have to tell you this funny story - i pissed myself for about 4 hours on saturday night... so there's this guy at poker i've had a sneaky crush on for a few weeks right? anyways i found it really hard to get a read on him and was just so curious, so i text him on saturday night and tell him i have a crush on him... he's gay... FML
loool i could not stop laughing - i haven't liked a guy in fucking forever, i have plenty of other dudes chasing me... and the one i like IS FUCKING GAY!!! looooooooooooooool
almost 14 years
<33 My Australian hubby. Hope you're feelin' a little better about shit. :D
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Neg'd for awesum! +k me back! <3
almost 14 years
Ok lets
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Ohai! +K for epic whoring.
almost 14 years
You seem to have gone AFK from my Mafia game... please go back to it!
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its back on and there is a new dead line http://www.epicmafia.com/topic/8675
almost 14 years
douchebag lol u should know better aboout all the weirdos on this site - u rang while i was ordering my sub btw couldnt answer - food lol
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Really Ambi, I had no fucking idea! lawl X
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the name 'Andrew' isn't of greek origin retard, not even close
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+k, why cause frankly it needed to be done. And for that picture.
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+K for being one sexy lady!
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+2k for you!
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i washed her the other day man - fuck she stunk so bad and she was eating cat poop - i couldnt stand her stinky cat breath and stinky coat so i washed her LOL - i've been the biggest sloth lately :S whats been cracking? how's the new place?
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Haha, thanks man. +Ked back.
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Because mafia was stupid, dumb fuck.
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If you act like less of a fucking idiot, maybe I will. -k all the same
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we are starting tomorrow check the forum for the task
http://www.epicmafia.com/topic/8675 each week
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do you want to compete in a competition for megs heart. We are having a em bachelorette competition. go to the forum under off topic it should be there.