Epicmafia

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If you're reading this - i've distracted you for enough time that i've gone and had furious sex with your cat

Friends (221)

Questions

anonymousabout 10 years

Why are you an asshole?

I was born this way

myusername22

over 10 years

what's your favorite color pikachu to play as in supersmashbros?

Maroon with a hint of beige

Moocow

over 10 years

https://epicmafia.com/role/123

Swagseok

over 10 years

Pika pi?

PIKAAAAA

Achievements

14 / 20

Bulletproof

Clint Eastwood

10 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

9 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

3 / 30

Janitor

Oxyclean

1 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

emma

over 5 years

leave my cat alone

deletedalmost 7 years

oh so that's where my cat went

deletedabout 7 years

wertyo @issue
you haven't posted on my profile for 21 months and 20 days

Entil

about 7 years

Happy not your birthday! hope you hate it as much as I do. now suck a cuck.

marry

over 7 years

not for long

OhLookACat

about 8 years

this is probably the greatest video I have ever seen

alimx

over 8 years

+k for cat of thrones

deletedover 8 years

I shot you with the dead tink's gun and got away with it :-)

Golbolco

over 8 years

What are you gonna do when Golbamania runs wild on you?

Golbolco

over 8 years

#FREEWERTYO +k for your troubles

deletedalmost 9 years

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ I will miss you~

<3 SnowyB

henryleelucas

almost 9 years

+k just because jk

gardenfulloflies

almost 9 years

omg...... TY pikapal

gardenfulloflies

almost 9 years

pika bro :]

Entil

almost 9 years

I'm the real Entil!

gardenfulloflies

almost 9 years

vudu pls

deletedover 9 years

https://41.media.tumblr.com/144c439193fa769d3edc32c2268b4e96/tumblr_nn6ckcRTvk1rm2m10o1_540.jpg

deletedover 9 years

pakistan's entire culture is goats

deletedover 9 years

+k cos lightning