Shamu

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Hi.

HOPE IS SERIOUSLY AMAZING THANK YOU @HOPEMAEDA55 FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

BOOM I'M BACK, if anyone reads my profile that is.

I am the true shamu, not a sham shamu, not a shampoo either...

Missock is a furry let that be known forever.

P O K E R G O D I S E T E R N A L

or not, poker god just fucking missed me when I was guised and lynched me when I was me....

elise.

my profile is just like a super long shitpost tbh and I think that that is great.

I met a fellow shitposter, twas a good day

elise is my bff for [redacted]

https://epicmafia.com/setup/638442 is the single greatest setup ever created.

sometimes I wonder why my avi never cropped.

My alt is snicker dreamy..

Kookie was here :3

During the night, you fall in love with shampoopoo after a romantic conversation!

[redacted] ended up being roughly 6 shitposts, she debff'd me.

https://epicmafia.com/user/614810#/

modding me is like making the epicmafia background cats.

Thank you Tatami

I've finally become satan.

Shamu is the vending machine of epicmafia - LilStrange

The legendary round where I went 6/6 - 666 in 6th place. Ended round with a 66.666% winrate. Satan confirmed - I also hit 6666 profile views.

Champagne for my real friends... Real pain for my sham friends. - Biohazard

is my new bff

umm shamu? i have known u forever y am i not in ur bio??????? Is this what you wanted.

Musettes main

poser You dislike Shamu because ur jealous of the other whales ;/

Stickers

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Questions

anonymousabout 8 years
is elise the best friend ever?
[9/16/2016 3:44:42 PM]: W-will you still be my best friend [9/16/2016 3:44:50 PM]: no
anonymousabout 8 years
how've you been?
Pretty good you?
about 8 years
Can you go the distance?
I CAN? go the distance!
about 8 years
Shamu is 10/10 troll mentor with two noavis as mentees. Truly a shampiun.
Shampiun :doge: (I can't refute any of your claims either)
anonymousabout 8 years
you really are a rude person though. Being a mentor and mod, you really ought to try and be nice to people. Don't you agree?
I give respect to people who deserve to be respected. I take time to mentor and mod, if you have an issue with that it's fine. However if people are going to use their time to insult me for what? Why should I be nice to someone who doesn't deserve it?

Achievements

1 / 10Death Row
1 / 20Rigged
1 / 10Guys, I'm so Obvious.
1 / 20Eyewitness

Created Setups

over 8 years
+k better give it back
over 8 years
+k to shamu shamu xD your name sounds like a japanese food kek
deletedover 8 years
i have more views than u now
over 8 years
I got chicked *0*
over 8 years
shamu shamu here's a +k cos you're nice and amazing and really cool
deletedover 8 years
I see you lurkin' on my page! :3
deletedover 8 years
yay! <3
over 8 years
I'm sorry ; -- ;
deletedover 8 years
Thanks for that carry, dude. Best yak of current year!
over 8 years
I am the true shamu, not a sham shamu, not a shampoo either...
deletedover 8 years
hi abc
over 8 years
I'm sorry shamu ;-;
over 8 years
shamu shamuuuuuu
deletedover 8 years
<3 <3 <3
over 8 years
SHAMU!!!!!!!
deletedover 8 years
+k cuz you did me a huge favor :)
deletedover 8 years
You're next
deletedover 8 years
madoka magica nice.
deletedover 8 years
+k for having madoka music
over 8 years
Shh, don't tell them my secret
+k