Shamu

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Hi.

HOPE IS SERIOUSLY AMAZING THANK YOU @HOPEMAEDA55 FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

BOOM I'M BACK, if anyone reads my profile that is.

I am the true shamu, not a sham shamu, not a shampoo either...

Missock is a furry let that be known forever.

P O K E R G O D I S E T E R N A L

or not, poker god just fucking missed me when I was guised and lynched me when I was me....

elise.

my profile is just like a super long shitpost tbh and I think that that is great.

I met a fellow shitposter, twas a good day

elise is my bff for [redacted]

https://epicmafia.com/setup/638442 is the single greatest setup ever created.

sometimes I wonder why my avi never cropped.

My alt is snicker dreamy..

Kookie was here :3

During the night, you fall in love with shampoopoo after a romantic conversation!

[redacted] ended up being roughly 6 shitposts, she debff'd me.

https://epicmafia.com/user/614810#/

modding me is like making the epicmafia background cats.

Thank you Tatami

I've finally become satan.

Shamu is the vending machine of epicmafia - LilStrange

The legendary round where I went 6/6 - 666 in 6th place. Ended round with a 66.666% winrate. Satan confirmed - I also hit 6666 profile views.

Champagne for my real friends... Real pain for my sham friends. - Biohazard

is my new bff

umm shamu? i have known u forever y am i not in ur bio??????? Is this what you wanted.

Musettes main

poser You dislike Shamu because ur jealous of the other whales ;/

Stickers

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Questions

anonymousalmost 8 years
is elise the best friend ever?
[9/16/2016 3:44:42 PM]: W-will you still be my best friend [9/16/2016 3:44:50 PM]: no
anonymousalmost 8 years
how've you been?
Pretty good you?
almost 8 years
Can you go the distance?
I CAN? go the distance!
almost 8 years
Shamu is 10/10 troll mentor with two noavis as mentees. Truly a shampiun.
Shampiun :doge: (I can't refute any of your claims either)
anonymousalmost 8 years
you really are a rude person though. Being a mentor and mod, you really ought to try and be nice to people. Don't you agree?
I give respect to people who deserve to be respected. I take time to mentor and mod, if you have an issue with that it's fine. However if people are going to use their time to insult me for what? Why should I be nice to someone who doesn't deserve it?

Achievements

5 / 20Clint Eastwood
5 / 25Explosion!
2 / 15Walker Texas Ranger
2 / 20On the Trail
2 / 15Knight Devout

Created Setups

over 7 years
#FreeShamu
over 7 years
Long bio
over 7 years
xmas is over yo
over 7 years
self or i um..................................................................................................................................... scream at u with my very loud and squeaky voice!!!
over 7 years
that is what i wanted ty shamu.
deletedover 7 years
hel0l u lil fck
over 7 years
sowwie
over 7 years
over 7 years
happy birthday
over 7 years
I owe you my life.
over 7 years
umm shamu? i have known u forever y am i not in ur bio???????
over 7 years
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
deletedover 7 years
mario porcupine and jeff got medicine yes, and pedigrees queers on saber hash brown stew trojan horse
over 7 years
Everyone thinks you're a girl, im crying :')

Also some weird person named IDeletedMyself wanted me to tell you they're sorry for kicking you out of a fam (?) or something. I wasn't really paying much attention to what they were saying but yeah...
over 7 years
ur the cutest grill (after my wifey ofc)

Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•
over 7 years
Thanks for the first stickaaaaaa <3
over 7 years
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•.
deletedover 7 years
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful ❤
over 7 years
post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know (◕‿◕✿)
over 7 years
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful (Sorry or the cheesiness ❤)
:fufu:

Nice song weeb :P