Shamu

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Hi.

HOPE IS SERIOUSLY AMAZING THANK YOU @HOPEMAEDA55 FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

BOOM I'M BACK, if anyone reads my profile that is.

I am the true shamu, not a sham shamu, not a shampoo either...

Missock is a furry let that be known forever.

P O K E R G O D I S E T E R N A L

or not, poker god just fucking missed me when I was guised and lynched me when I was me....

elise.

my profile is just like a super long shitpost tbh and I think that that is great.

I met a fellow shitposter, twas a good day

elise is my bff for [redacted]

https://epicmafia.com/setup/638442 is the single greatest setup ever created.

sometimes I wonder why my avi never cropped.

My alt is snicker dreamy..

Kookie was here :3

During the night, you fall in love with shampoopoo after a romantic conversation!

[redacted] ended up being roughly 6 shitposts, she debff'd me.

https://epicmafia.com/user/614810#/

modding me is like making the epicmafia background cats.

Thank you Tatami

I've finally become satan.

Shamu is the vending machine of epicmafia - LilStrange

The legendary round where I went 6/6 - 666 in 6th place. Ended round with a 66.666% winrate. Satan confirmed - I also hit 6666 profile views.

Champagne for my real friends... Real pain for my sham friends. - Biohazard

is my new bff

umm shamu? i have known u forever y am i not in ur bio??????? Is this what you wanted.

Musettes main

poser You dislike Shamu because ur jealous of the other whales ;/

Stickers

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Questions

anonymousalmost 8 years
is elise the best friend ever?
[9/16/2016 3:44:42 PM]: W-will you still be my best friend [9/16/2016 3:44:50 PM]: no
anonymousalmost 8 years
how've you been?
Pretty good you?
almost 8 years
Can you go the distance?
I CAN? go the distance!
almost 8 years
Shamu is 10/10 troll mentor with two noavis as mentees. Truly a shampiun.
Shampiun :doge: (I can't refute any of your claims either)
anonymousalmost 8 years
you really are a rude person though. Being a mentor and mod, you really ought to try and be nice to people. Don't you agree?
I give respect to people who deserve to be respected. I take time to mentor and mod, if you have an issue with that it's fine. However if people are going to use their time to insult me for what? Why should I be nice to someone who doesn't deserve it?

Achievements

11 / 30Oxyclean
9 / 15New Sheriff in Town
8 / 25Eye of the Beholder
7 / 10I'm Towntelling!
7 / 25Objection!

Created Setups

over 7 years
gg on silver<3
over 7 years
CONGRATS SHAMU
over 7 years
nice silver bro.
over 7 years
you actually trophied wtf
deletedover 7 years
congrats on silver
deletedover 7 years
aaaa congrATS <3
deletedover 7 years
congrats shamuuuuu <3 welcome to the silver club.
over 7 years
congrats
over 7 years
Please unban Epicsean if you have the capability
over 7 years
TROPHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
shamu to me

1. i want to be a mod with you he became one and i failed

2. i want to run with you!! he trophies and i fail
over 7 years
lol I didn't notice you turned into satan damnn
over 7 years
CONGRATS YOU TROPHY

SATAN ALWAYS WINS
over 7 years
6666th visitor :>
deletedover 7 years
gj on ur marriage shamwow
over 7 years
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y4iXp5HLUb Now with bonus static at no extra charge!
over 7 years
Shamoo

over 7 years
DONT BE AFRAID TO BE

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   /   へ\ B
   /  / \\ U
   レ ノ   ヽ_つ L
  / / O
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ノ )  Lノ__
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Send this to the most FABULOUS person you know!
over 7 years
DONT BE AFRAID TO BE

⊂_ヽ
  \\ _
   \( •_•) F
    < ⌒ヽ A
   /   へ\ B
   /  / \\ U
   レ ノ   ヽ_つ L
  / / O
  / /| U
 ( (ヽ S
 | |、\.
 | 丿 \ ⌒)
 | |  ) /
ノ )  Lノ__
(/___

Send this to the most FABULOUS person you know!
deletedover 7 years
Ooh +K. What exactly is your avatar =o
over 7 years
omg plus my post..... i feel so left out