MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

anonymousover 9 years
Why is Chatbot so sexy?
Don't ask those questions
deletedalmost 10 years
happy birthday stranger <3
Ahh thank you >/////<
almost 10 years
don't be like ezio auditore de firenze. his birthday was ruined by politics. have an assassin-free birthday or die trying. probably the latter, they have swords in their arms and stuff.
there aren't exactly many assassins where i live but thank you for the concern
anonymousalmost 10 years
☆☆☆HAPPY BIRTHDAY MC☆☆☆
Help this is actually so nice thank u anon ^w^
almost 10 years
Drake hears a notification and rushes to answer. Trivia crack says it misses him. He thinks, "Why couldn't it be her?"
Drake puts on his slippers & drops a marshmallow into his cocoa. "You're not just hot chocolate," he whispers. "You're beautiful chocolate."

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

over 10 years
i just bought some poutine and it is beautiful also spelling correctly is 4 nerds im 3kool 5 that
deletedover 10 years
damn i love you too vae ♥♥♥
deletedover 10 years
r u hot *click* or naht
over 10 years
Paladin MasterCthulhu Stark whispers: I pick my nose when no one is looking...
over 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend
over 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend !! ♥
over 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend!! ♥
over 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend !!
over 10 years
tHANK You so much joan ily <3 <3 ♥♥♥ i would never delete u either. bless ur soul . pls consider this as a return of the chain. yeyeyeye ♥
over 10 years
eyy cute copy pasta and youre awesome im just not meme enough to do copypastas B)
deletedover 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend
deletedover 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend
over 10 years
sorry friend 4 spam but this is too cute not to post: SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend !! ♥
deletedover 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend
deletedover 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend



NO ARENA STOP
over 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend
deletedover 10 years
wow it wont let me propose marriage to you until i save someone as doctor ;-;
deletedover 10 years
sorry for spamming your wall feel free to delete it lololol
deletedover 10 years
ily 2 much
over 10 years
Yeah apparently my account was lost in oblivion? Time to revive it! Also time to revive you. ALL HAIL FSM. Come back soon you cool kid you :3c