MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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anonymousabout 10 years
(ง ° ل ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ° ل ͡°)ง
pls
over 10 years
Hail MasterCthulhu the Merciless
That's only my name in bed ;)
anonymousover 10 years
mastercthulhu more like asstercrap-poo-loo
Please do try to show some creativity if you're going to insult me. This is a disappointing show. Or, at least, it would be disappointing if it were not so amusing.
deletedover 10 years
u can smang me anytime ;)
Let me know time and place and we're solid
over 10 years
http://sketchtoy.com/62186805
One day you will be as cool as I

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

about 10 years
thank you <3333333
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bae  
about 10 years
u too my love
about 10 years
I LOVE U JOAN thank you so much ilu
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whatever bully
about 10 years
i hope u like my new skulls
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love you like ox... like ox's. ox's are good.
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I came out to feel so attacked and I'm honestly having a good time right now
about 10 years
AM SPODERMEN
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no never
about 10 years
welcome back!
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bae is 69/10 4 hotness
about 10 years
10/10 joke
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i will tRY TO FIX U
about 10 years
i love joan............. forever in my heart
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no never
about 10 years
iM GOING TO MISS YOU SO MuCH JOAN PLEASE WINTER COME HERE SOON QVQ
about 10 years
that's super cool omg i did not know that
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shego is literally my alter ego
over 10 years
kIM POSSIBLE [ insert theme song here ]