MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

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last week i saw a film as i recall it was a horror film stepped outside into the rain checked my phone and saw you rang and i...
JIZZED - IN MY PANTS
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leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your door whisper in my ear that you want some more and i...
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
anonymousabout 10 years
Gym. Noon. As Drake goes through his workout routine, he skips the treadmill. "I know what it's like to be walked all over," he thinks.
I gave this ask to Art, rip.
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Drake watches the weather. A rainy day is forecasted. "Yes," he whispers, while a single tear slides down his cheek. "A rainy day indeed."
Every day it rains when you're not by my side <3
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A second-hand book store. Drake finds a copy of Twilight. A sticker on it reads "USED". He looks around, then leans in. "You too?" he says.
Twilight was a shitty book, lol. And why would a book be in a second-hand book store if it weren't used? (jk i love you)

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

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thIS IS LEGIT ONE OF MY FAV SONGS ILY JOAN AN UR MUSIC TASTE
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wow cant wait
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The cake is a lie lie lie! ! !
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ok i'll credit u next time
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technically u were already included in the screenshot
about 9 years
I know we can get haram in here but THAT IS OVER THE LINE ABSOLUTELY HARAM
about 9 years
[REDACTED] and joni sittin in a tree. I L L E G A L
about 9 years
joan i like this new look
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i love you i love you i love yyou i lov eyou more than anything
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Sinning is Winning™
over 9 years
i approve of this profile :v
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nice profile
over 9 years
oh god I can't tell if this is ironic or not, I always knew you were the weeb among the sheep
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god damn this is a kawaii profile
over 9 years
this profile is truly for weebs
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missin you )=
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I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY
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i will never stop loving you mi amore <3
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you are sO amazing and i owe u so much... the light at the end of this dark path, a wonderful amazing person ilu <3