anonymousabout 7 years
Mate, how can I be like you?
The better question is why would you want to be a simple guy like me tbh just be yourself!
anonymousabout 7 years
umm.... LEGEND
Impossible, I'm no legend!
Don't freak out but I am part of a highly secretive agency and I have been sent to observe your every move because we have found DNA in your blood that does not belong to any living substance on earth.
I'd tell you the truth, but you can't handle the truth!
Then you're already a cool kid!
deletedover 7 years
Hey Chris, do you think people deserve a second chance?
Context is important, but I believe so :)