krista

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HappySpermFamily

you shoulda never called me a fat ass kelly price

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Questions

anonymousover 7 years
do u know chupps
nope
over 7 years
put me in your asks
no
deletedover 7 years
i'm team krista
i'm your #1 fan
deletedover 7 years
do u even KNOW how to make grilled cheese xd
dont u just, like, grill the cheese or smth xd
anonymousover 7 years
i bet u dont even know how to SPELL grilled cheese! IDIOT!
ugh -_-

Achievements

4 / 25Explosion!
3 / 30Oxyclean
2 / 30Not On My Watch!
2 / 10I'm Batman.
2 / 15Walker Texas Ranger

Created Setups

deletedover 7 years
having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card
over 7 years
I got suspended from the main lobby round AND the happyspermlobby round. This is the worst day ever
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u are my favorite author
deletedover 7 years
i'm in luv with the shape of u

except not in a creepy way just in a funny comment way lol
over 7 years
Dear Krista/Ania, Oh how foolish I was to presume such a thing! I'm sorry i've been really riled of late due to some miscreants attempting to thief my name. I've become so proud of my name that any petty theft or misconstruing of it has given me much anguish. I believe my name has become a white elephant of sorts, with great honorable origins but with a great price to pay. The price I pay this day is not trusting your intentions and thinking you an invader of my good times. I'm sorry Krista/Ania. I hope you may find a way to forgive me though I am undeserving of such an action. Sincerely, xela (not lexa anymore since it was clearly a mistake... right...)
over 7 years
Dear Krista, I don't know how to tell you this but you are in fact wrong. You see xela is actually alex backwards. The fact that you switched xela to lexa means you either messed up flipping it backwards or didn't actually attempt to try at all. This is where we hit our main problem, Krista... you see that would be an attack on me. You're saying I'm a woman? Is that a very mature attack on my persons? It's 2017 and you think I can be degraded by being called a woman??? My mom is a very strong person i'll have you know and it's an honor to be called a woman if I could join her ranks! So go ahead! Call me lexa! It won't phase me! Sincerely, xela/lexa...
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yo this kev guy is posting a lot on ur wall
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Amy Schumer Wore Red Lipstick for the First Time and It Was Amazing
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if you let that psycho jo near me i will end ur social life
deletedover 7 years
"whats their password 666"

[horse laugh]
deletedover 7 years
when is ur mom sending me my check for being ur friend :)
deletedover 7 years
did u just delete my post, i poured my heart out to that u lil ungrateful pos
deletedover 7 years
when are we gonna finish watching mean girls 4
deletedover 7 years
umm ive known u for years and u're like a lil sister to me . . . pls can u make me a moderator of the prestigious happyspermfamily lobby, ily <3 <3 <3
deletedover 7 years
poor megan i hope her shirt isnt ruined!
deletedover 7 years
Jenn here. Ugh. My mom just walked in on me during a past life regression. I was crawling around the floor slowly. She asked me what I was doing and I told her that she wouldn’t understand. She kept pressing and I told her I was experiencing past life regression. I told her about how I was a tortoise in my past life and about my tortoise memories. I ended up coming out as otherkin to her and had to explain what that meant. She got angry and told me to “grow up” and fill out some job applications online.

I don’t even know why she would tell me to fill out job applications when I’m going to be moving soon. I can’t wait to move. I am so sick of living with a bigotted alcoholic mother who is afraid of what she doesn’t understand.
deletedover 7 years
hey ari don't neg my post again u....lil....poop