jacob404

I probably love you
21
Seattle
 
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Failure Tracker: 4th place in round 359, 4th place in round 367

Badbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbad player

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Achievements

1 / 10Governator!
1 / 10Ultimate Sacrifice

Created Setups

about 8 years
Hey buddy, dunno if you are still around but you should know you actually have a bronze.

Poser cheated in the round you came 4th in, so you technically trophied.
almost 9 years
when i'm not so stupidly busy let's play! x
almost 9 years
remember when i texted you and it had a curse word and you got super scared cos you thought i was mad at you? same. IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK
almost 9 years
"i like it when you pretend to be basic, you can pretend to be basic all you want because you're the opposite of basic" -- jacob 2k15
almost 9 years
i helped you by calling you and now you're deadass asleep. you're welcome!!
almost 9 years
i'm really glad you're okay because you were really drunk x
almost 9 years
you're the weirdest nerd i've had the fortune of meeting
about 9 years
remember when your dad heard you asking me how big my ____ was? same HA HA HA
about 9 years
what if i want to murder someone at night. you need to choose your words carefully.
about 9 years
you're still my favourite human being x
about 9 years
aw i take it back
about 9 years
welcome 2 the mediocre life of the bronze club
about 9 years
I RESENT YOUR IMPLICATION THAT I AM A HOOKER
about 9 years
remember when you told me about how i rambled at you for 10 minutes about burning your house down
about 9 years
i'm sorry i called you on skype while you were drunk and essentially was annoying af throughout!!!!
about 9 years
IT'S JUST GONNA BE FUH FUH FUH ALL THE TIME NOW IN MY HEAD. you didn't have to though but <3
about 9 years
i truly dislike how whenever i visit your profile, taylor swift autoplays. FIGHT ME IRL, JACOB!!!
about 9 years
#weddinggoals new year's in italy tbh!!
about 9 years
WE GOT MARRIED ON HALLOWEEN!!!! SPOOKY
about 9 years
still my trophy husband tbh. you're #1 in my heart xx