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ImperialUnits
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ImperialUnits is the best <3

  • Multi WoW Gladiator
  • Multi Hearthstone Legend
  • Reached Global Elite in CS:GO

"Cheated" in EpicMafia, an utterly skill-based game losing out on a trophy and getting banned due to a person that actually cheated, just because she had a vagoo. Great community and totally unbiased mods.

Special thanks to: Peta, Rednose/Clarkson/Kenso, abc & Riotkiller and many forgotten for making this place bearable. :)

Friends (36)

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Questions

ImperialUnits
over 11 years
Är du ute efter några kex? Är du ute efter några slynor?
Kex och blow pops, åt helvete med slynorna!
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
Did you buy some good wine so we could have a good time?
Of fucking course, chardonnay all day bby.
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
Those checks still bouncing like they did back in the day? Before you got that paper? Before you got paid?
YOU KNOW
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
Have you bought the rings yet? Oh, and how did your day at the Convention Only For Super Fuckin' Hansome People go!?
Yus! 24 Carat gold baby, the conventation was alright, bit too many fan girls demanding autographs though, but I'm happy since I won the Looker of the Year award <3 PS eating the cookies you baked me right now, they're delicious <3
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
Do your feet hurt? Because...YOU KNOW. Running...my mind...all day. That stuff.
Sure do :<, doubt it's from running that beautiful mind though, more likely due to us playing footsie all night yesterday at that fancy restaurant I took you to <3

Achievements

3 / 20
Gunsmith
He's Batman
1 / 20
Tracker
On the Trail
1 / 25
Oracle
Eye of the Beholder
1 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
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where'd this guy go??
deletedover 10 years
Welcome back
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i lov u
deletedover 10 years
awkward cuz dia is banned for being abc top lel
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yo...http://i.imgur.com/LH1vL6O.png
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Happy birthday king.
deletedalmost 11 years
General Jonas.
deletedabout 11 years
Did you touch my rocks?
Peta
about 11 years
god bless you buddy
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
And stuff.
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
I cheated on you with Pierce. Also hit that before you did. SORRY NOT SORRY. <3 Anniversary, would be sorry about forgetting if it didn't violate the Commandments.
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
I wish I could be as beautiful as a Great Fairy so you'd love me more. Except I'm already fucking gorgeous so no I don't.
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
Lawl, I forgot myself.
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
Coolest person on EM hands down? I THINK SO.
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
Oh my God, so in love. I've been being a hateful bitch since you left. Always <3
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
6/23/2013 Never forget.