ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
100
married to 
eYm1337
 
90,764
10
100
1179
1397wins1135losses127left
Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Friends (62)

TheGoodWine
MegamanMaverick
Britimus
CommanderPower
Tibbers
caels
kitogito
zachman32
PkmSilver
Arcolithe
 

Questions

anonymousabout 11 years
Are you real?
Lawl, are you suggesting that you have a mind that could create me? You don't. I'm real, for your pleasure and entertainment.
anonymousabout 11 years
u ever sucked a dick?
Yeah, dude, hasn't everyone? Don't get excited though. I won't be sucking yours.
anonymousabout 11 years
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!!
That's so effin sweet. If I somehow was brought back to life, I'd bust you out and kill all the motha fukers that fuked with you in jail. True story. Real facts.
deletedabout 11 years
WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?
No way of knowing, man. That's just how it is.

Achievements

20 / 20
Doctor
Do No Harm
20 / 20
Cop
Super Sleuth!
20 / 20
Mafia
I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
8 / 10
Villager
Scumhunter
Leeroyy
almost 11 years
grats imperial
Zhuorb
almost 11 years
Omg thanks
Zhuorb
almost 11 years
Great run, you deserved gold, but silver is fine too! I hope you don't forget:http://www.epicmafia.com/setup/49746
Anthony
almost 11 years
Gratz on silver
Peta
almost 11 years
Congratulations!
deletedalmost 11 years
Congratulations!
YukiOkami
almost 11 years
Grr. You infuriate me.
deletedalmost 11 years
Win that trophy, Impykins! :]
Zhuorb
almost 11 years
GET ON AND DONT CHOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyanskies
about 11 years
I love hating you. It lets me troll without consequence.
deletedabout 11 years
+k you helped me lynch mafia. thanks!
deletedabout 11 years
Yeah, no problem. I usually try to be good with that stuff :p Also, fun playing with you today :3
deletedover 11 years
returned :)
AkosiJans
over 11 years
to 27!
deletedover 11 years
+k returned dearie!! *gives cookie*
MagicalLeopluradon
over 11 years
I gave you your kudo! im 15 hours late, but a kudo is a kudo.
YeaBitch
over 11 years
Lol okay I actually believed you for being cop and dom's ass almost made me vote for you. Sorry +k to 11 :)
bradland013
over 11 years
+K to 10.
NicolaTesla
over 11 years
can you hammer this kudo?

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1598396/review

thanks :P
deletedover 11 years
Oooh yeah ;D +K.