ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Questions

anonymousabout 9 years
I've always admired how well you play. You're always composed and fun to play with. I hope you have a wonderful birthday :)
Aww, you sweet heart. Thanks.
anonymousover 9 years
EYM is a SLUT
Good, I like 'em easy.
over 9 years
Your commandments are words to live by.
I agree.
about 10 years
Bby, let's fuck?
Bby, right now.
anonymousover 10 years
hai bby, u want cheat?
Depends on what we're cheating on.

Achievements

20 / 20Do No Harm
20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25Explosion!
8 / 10Scumhunter
almost 11 years
grats imperial
almost 11 years
Omg thanks
almost 11 years
Great run, you deserved gold, but silver is fine too! I hope you don't forget:http://www.epicmafia.com/setup/49746
almost 11 years
Gratz on silver
almost 11 years
Congratulations!
deletedalmost 11 years
Congratulations!
almost 11 years
Grr. You infuriate me.
deletedalmost 11 years
Win that trophy, Impykins! :]
almost 11 years
GET ON AND DONT CHOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
almost 11 years
I love hating you. It lets me troll without consequence.
deletedabout 11 years
+k you helped me lynch mafia. thanks!
deletedabout 11 years
Yeah, no problem. I usually try to be good with that stuff :p Also, fun playing with you today :3
deletedover 11 years
returned :)
over 11 years
to 27!
deletedover 11 years
+k returned dearie!! *gives cookie*
over 11 years
I gave you your kudo! im 15 hours late, but a kudo is a kudo.
over 11 years
Lol okay I actually believed you for being cop and dom's ass almost made me vote for you. Sorry +k to 11 :)
over 11 years
+K to 10.
over 11 years
can you hammer this kudo?

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1598396/review

thanks :P
deletedover 11 years
Oooh yeah ;D +K.