Epicmafia

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ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

Hostkilling is for b-words.
Sacking is for baby back b-words.
CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
Cussing is for cool kids.
Dicks are for sucking.
Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Friends (62)

Questions

eYm1337

about 11 years

Why are you an cesspool of evil? 8D

Because being a cesspool of goodness wouldn't be any fun.

eYm1337

about 11 years

Is it true you once threw your controller for no reason upon entering the Skulltula house?

I just woke up so this is blurry and one eyed. Can't quite make out what you asked. What? I don't...I don't...what?

eYm1337

about 11 years

we flying the first class, up in the sky ♫

Poppin' champagne, livin' the life. ♫

eYm1337

over 11 years

When are you going to sing Now I know my ABC's for me again?

When you teach me how to do so in Swedish, of course.

eYm1337

over 11 years

Do you spit or swallow....gum?

You should know, o cakey one. I spit out gum. Other stuff, on the other hand...well now that just depends.

Achievements

20 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

20 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

20 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

10 / 25

Bomb

Explosion!

8 / 10

Villager

Scumhunter

deletedalmost 12 years

I was your 69th profile view.

Satin

almost 12 years

+k'd to 8!

deletedalmost 12 years

Returned :P

evo

almost 12 years

+k to 6

legalmeth

almost 12 years

+k'd to 6! c:

Kelly999

almost 12 years

+k'd to 7!

deletedalmost 12 years

+k'd, return? xo.

LuvsDrama

almost 12 years

+K to 2. :)

Nicolas

almost 12 years

+k to 1! :)

deletedalmost 12 years

returned :)

ImmaModel

almost 12 years

+k'ed(: return? <3

LEmental

about 12 years

You are such a wonderful player to play with. SUPER NICE! Thank you.