ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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eYm1337
 
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100
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1397wins1135losses127left
Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Friends (62)

Cerazette
Ucklar
Leeroyy
ACE1MAB
Ditto
Shini
dukeleekw
Satin
Dibbun
Vendetta
 

Questions

anonymousover 11 years
Are you real?
Lawl, are you suggesting that you have a mind that could create me? You don't. I'm real, for your pleasure and entertainment.
anonymousover 11 years
u ever sucked a dick?
Yeah, dude, hasn't everyone? Don't get excited though. I won't be sucking yours.
anonymousover 11 years
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!!
That's so effin sweet. If I somehow was brought back to life, I'd bust you out and kill all the motha fukers that fuked with you in jail. True story. Real facts.
deletedalmost 12 years
WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?
No way of knowing, man. That's just how it is.

Achievements

20 / 20
Doctor
Do No Harm
20 / 20
Cop
Super Sleuth!
20 / 20
Mafia
I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
8 / 10
Villager
Scumhunter
Leeroyy
over 11 years
grats imperial
Zhuorb
over 11 years
Omg thanks
Zhuorb
over 11 years
Great run, you deserved gold, but silver is fine too! I hope you don't forget:http://www.epicmafia.com/setup/49746
Anthony
over 11 years
Gratz on silver
Peta
over 11 years
Congratulations!
deletedover 11 years
Congratulations!
YukiOkami
over 11 years
Grr. You infuriate me.
deletedover 11 years
Win that trophy, Impykins! :]
Zhuorb
over 11 years
GET ON AND DONT CHOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyanskies
over 11 years
I love hating you. It lets me troll without consequence.
deletedalmost 12 years
+k you helped me lynch mafia. thanks!
deletedalmost 12 years
Yeah, no problem. I usually try to be good with that stuff :p Also, fun playing with you today :3
deletedalmost 12 years
returned :)
AkosiJans
almost 12 years
to 27!
deletedalmost 12 years
+k returned dearie!! *gives cookie*
MagicalLeopluradon
almost 12 years
I gave you your kudo! im 15 hours late, but a kudo is a kudo.
YeaBitch
almost 12 years
Lol okay I actually believed you for being cop and dom's ass almost made me vote for you. Sorry +k to 11 :)
bradland013
almost 12 years
+K to 10.
NicolaTesla
almost 12 years
can you hammer this kudo?

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1598396/review

thanks :P
deletedalmost 12 years
Oooh yeah ;D +K.