ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Questions

over 11 years
Wanna fool around with me behind the House of Skulltula? :$
Only if you have me up against the window and I'm able to peek at the skulltula freak inside. Can you imagine what he'd be able to do with all those arms? Mmmm.
anonymousover 11 years
woa ur 2cool4me :c
I'm too cool for almost everyone.
anonymousover 11 years
R4P3 M3
No lie, I read that out before I understood you were asking me to rape you. Does it count as rape if you want it?
over 11 years
R.I.P Shaundi #throwninthedumpster
Du har ingen själ! How could I luv someone so cruel? Oh, right. Because I'm a hateful sadistic bitch.
over 11 years
B4 I GOT DIS PAPAH, B4 I GOT PAID, YOU KNOW.
BOUNCE LYK MY CHECKS DID.

Achievements

20 / 20Do No Harm
20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25Explosion!
8 / 10Scumhunter
over 11 years
grats imperial
over 11 years
Omg thanks
over 11 years
Great run, you deserved gold, but silver is fine too! I hope you don't forget:http://www.epicmafia.com/setup/49746
over 11 years
Gratz on silver
over 11 years
Congratulations!
deletedover 11 years
Congratulations!
over 11 years
Grr. You infuriate me.
deletedover 11 years
Win that trophy, Impykins! :]
over 11 years
GET ON AND DONT CHOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
over 11 years
I love hating you. It lets me troll without consequence.
deletedalmost 12 years
+k you helped me lynch mafia. thanks!
deletedalmost 12 years
Yeah, no problem. I usually try to be good with that stuff :p Also, fun playing with you today :3
deletedalmost 12 years
returned :)
almost 12 years
to 27!
deletedalmost 12 years
+k returned dearie!! *gives cookie*
almost 12 years
I gave you your kudo! im 15 hours late, but a kudo is a kudo.
almost 12 years
Lol okay I actually believed you for being cop and dom's ass almost made me vote for you. Sorry +k to 11 :)
almost 12 years
+K to 10.
almost 12 years
can you hammer this kudo?

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1598396/review

thanks :P
deletedalmost 12 years
Oooh yeah ;D +K.