ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Questions

over 11 years
How did your photo shoot with Victoria's Secret go?
So well. They were even willing to put aside the preggo belly.
over 11 years
When is our baby due?
Any day now. Everyone is shocked that I've managed to keep this rockin' hot body.
anonymousover 11 years
It seems that everyone just loves to hate you. Why is that.
It's probs because I'm so goddamn awesome.
anonymousover 11 years
And to think, I was just about ready to profess my love for you. Oh well. Too late, huh.
It's never too late for true love. But yeah. Too late.
deletedover 11 years
How do you answer a question that doesn't contain significant subject matter?
The same way you'd answer any other question. With lies and deflection.

Achievements

8 / 20He's Batman
7 / 25Eye of the Beholder
4 / 20Clint Eastwood
3 / 10I'm Towntelling!
2 / 10I'm Batman.
deletedalmost 12 years
I was your 69th profile view.
almost 12 years
+k'd to 8!
deletedalmost 12 years
Returned :P
almost 12 years
+k to 6
almost 12 years
+k'd to 6! c:
almost 12 years
+k'd to 7!
deletedalmost 12 years
+k'd, return? xo.
almost 12 years
+K to 2. :)
almost 12 years
+k to 1! :)
deletedalmost 12 years
returned :)
almost 12 years
+k'ed(: return? <3
about 12 years
You are such a wonderful player to play with. SUPER NICE! Thank you.