Epicmafia

ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."

100

married to

90,764

10

100

1179

1397wins1135losses127left

Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

Hostkilling is for b-words.
Sacking is for baby back b-words.
CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
Cussing is for cool kids.
Dicks are for sucking.
Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Friends (62)

MegamanMaverick

Questions

over 11 years

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in my van.

Okay, lemme try. Roses are red, violets are blue. Does this rag...smell like chloroform to you?

over 11 years

Let's keep on bouncing babe, before the party's done with

Asparagus. GAME OVER.

over 11 years

bounce like my checks did?

I'd never bounce when it comes to you, bby. Unless you mean dance style. Then all night long, duh.

over 11 years

2 sexy 4 EM, get banned

Anything to be with you, lovah.

anonymousover 11 years

ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE?

Proudly until my lover is back. BRING BACK eYM.

Achievements

8 / 20

He's Batman

7 / 25

Eye of the Beholder

4 / 20

Clint Eastwood

3 / 10

I'm Towntelling!

2 / 10

I'm Batman.

deletedalmost 12 years

I was your 69th profile view.

almost 12 years

+k'd to 8!

deletedalmost 12 years

Returned :P

almost 12 years

+k to 6

almost 12 years

+k'd to 6! c:

almost 12 years

+k'd to 7!

deletedalmost 12 years

+k'd, return? xo.

almost 12 years

+K to 2. :)

almost 12 years

+k to 1! :)

deletedalmost 12 years

returned :)

almost 12 years

+k'ed(: return? <3

about 12 years

You are such a wonderful player to play with. SUPER NICE! Thank you.