ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Questions

over 11 years
Wanna fool around with me behind the House of Skulltula? :$
Only if you have me up against the window and I'm able to peek at the skulltula freak inside. Can you imagine what he'd be able to do with all those arms? Mmmm.
anonymousover 11 years
woa ur 2cool4me :c
I'm too cool for almost everyone.
anonymousover 11 years
R4P3 M3
No lie, I read that out before I understood you were asking me to rape you. Does it count as rape if you want it?
over 11 years
R.I.P Shaundi #throwninthedumpster
Du har ingen själ! How could I luv someone so cruel? Oh, right. Because I'm a hateful sadistic bitch.
over 11 years
B4 I GOT DIS PAPAH, B4 I GOT PAID, YOU KNOW.
BOUNCE LYK MY CHECKS DID.

Achievements

8 / 20He's Batman
7 / 25Eye of the Beholder
4 / 20Clint Eastwood
3 / 10I'm Towntelling!
2 / 10I'm Batman.
deletedalmost 12 years
I was your 69th profile view.
almost 12 years
+k'd to 8!
deletedalmost 12 years
Returned :P
almost 12 years
+k to 6
almost 12 years
+k'd to 6! c:
almost 12 years
+k'd to 7!
deletedalmost 12 years
+k'd, return? xo.
almost 12 years
+K to 2. :)
almost 12 years
+k to 1! :)
deletedalmost 12 years
returned :)
almost 12 years
+k'ed(: return? <3
about 12 years
You are such a wonderful player to play with. SUPER NICE! Thank you.