ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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married to 
eYm1337
 
90,764
10
100
1179
1397wins1135losses127left
Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Friends (62)

TheGoodWine
MegamanMaverick
Britimus
CommanderPower
Tibbers
caels
kitogito
zachman32
PkmSilver
Arcolithe
 

Questions

eYm1337
about 11 years
Why are you an cesspool of evil? 8D
Because being a cesspool of goodness wouldn't be any fun.
eYm1337
about 11 years
Is it true you once threw your controller for no reason upon entering the Skulltula house?
I just woke up so this is blurry and one eyed. Can't quite make out what you asked. What? I don't...I don't...what?
eYm1337
about 11 years
we flying the first class, up in the sky ♫
Poppin' champagne, livin' the life. ♫
eYm1337
over 11 years
When are you going to sing Now I know my ABC's for me again?
When you teach me how to do so in Swedish, of course.
eYm1337
over 11 years
Do you spit or swallow....gum?
You should know, o cakey one. I spit out gum. Other stuff, on the other hand...well now that just depends.

Achievements

8 / 20
Gunsmith
He's Batman
7 / 25
Oracle
Eye of the Beholder
4 / 20
Bulletproof
Clint Eastwood
3 / 10
Miller
I'm Towntelling!
2 / 10
Vigilante
I'm Batman.
Leeroyy
over 11 years
grats imperial
Zhuorb
over 11 years
Omg thanks
Zhuorb
over 11 years
Great run, you deserved gold, but silver is fine too! I hope you don't forget:http://www.epicmafia.com/setup/49746
Anthony
over 11 years
Gratz on silver
Peta
over 11 years
Congratulations!
deletedover 11 years
Congratulations!
YukiOkami
over 11 years
Grr. You infuriate me.
deletedover 11 years
Win that trophy, Impykins! :]
Zhuorb
over 11 years
GET ON AND DONT CHOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyanskies
over 11 years
I love hating you. It lets me troll without consequence.
deletedalmost 12 years
+k you helped me lynch mafia. thanks!
deletedalmost 12 years
Yeah, no problem. I usually try to be good with that stuff :p Also, fun playing with you today :3
deletedalmost 12 years
returned :)
AkosiJans
almost 12 years
to 27!
deletedalmost 12 years
+k returned dearie!! *gives cookie*
MagicalLeopluradon
almost 12 years
I gave you your kudo! im 15 hours late, but a kudo is a kudo.
YeaBitch
almost 12 years
Lol okay I actually believed you for being cop and dom's ass almost made me vote for you. Sorry +k to 11 :)
bradland013
almost 12 years
+K to 10.
NicolaTesla
almost 12 years
can you hammer this kudo?

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1598396/review

thanks :P
deletedalmost 12 years
Oooh yeah ;D +K.