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over 6 years

We really are kinda insufferable sometimes though aren't we :^)

I was born insufferable

anonymousover 6 years

are you and canter a thing IRL or are you just that obnoxious for no reason

this is aggressive please reveal yourself

CanterburyEgg

over 6 years

What color is your shirt right now

I'VE GOT A GROUTFIT GOING RN. It's grey with a picture of Ariel on it :-)

CanterburyEgg

over 6 years

What is your favorite and least favorite thing about yourself?

my favorite thing about myself is when i snipe pres d1. my least favorite thing is when i confidently snipe bomb d1.

CanterburyEgg

over 6 years

Don't delete this one lol who are your three least favorite players on EM?

CHRIST. I HATE SO MANY PEOPLE. probs jake, brazzo, and barbasmith

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Oracle

Eye of the Beholder

1 / 10

Villager

Scumhunter

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Deputy

Walker Texas Ranger

1 / 20

Bulletproof

Clint Eastwood

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Lawyer

Objection!

SinB

over 6 years

just 8 more comments, well 7 after this, then this whole page will be full of me

SinB

over 6 years

Imagine your whole profile being filled with comments from your dad who’s not your dad but also is

SinB

over 6 years

To be, or not to be? That is the question—
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them? To die, to sleep—
No more—and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to—’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished! To die, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there’s the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.

SinB

over 6 years

Girl: Chris, is that a weed?
Chris: No, this is a crayon.
Girl: I'm calling the police.
*Girl dials 911 on the microwave*
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Me (SinB): Yeah, I like to purchase a refund. You see here, my daughter, Muffinz (you), called CPS, and that triggered me. So, I'm putting her on the market again.

SinB

over 6 years

lmao can't you remember, it was about meth not crack. girl, you tripping

SinB

over 6 years

buT IT'S WEDNESDAY!!! i return it tomorrow

SinB

over 6 years