and I'm Braino, the smart one. Did you know Tower Seven showed every sign.. of a controlled explosion?

*Looks into camera* I am...standing in front of my beautiful home. I just got back from a short vacation and it's my dorders( who I uniquely named Dorder b/c she is my dorder) 4th birthday so I'm going to surprise her and my husband Aubrey, you may know him as Oprah, I call him Aubrey because we're on a first name basis because we are married...and in love.

THEP ROFILE VIDEO I CANT COPE

when oprah dies

you orpah is wear to ggwod everything signle FUCKIGN ATIME you ahve to go there like off yuou i fukc you gufck off oprahn

i hate you so much sorry my dog wrote this not me

You know Frank Sinatra? He's dead. Dead! (laughs wildly)

memes here

k+ u oprah, u oprah

opruh

HOW TO BE YOU?!

Thanks Oprah. <3

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

ILY SIGN MY ***

i k'd u cuz ur beautiful

the *** was supposed to be tatertotters, but ok EM HAVE IT YOUR WAY ***.

*scrolls through the endless *** on Oprah's page* *dies*

"EpicMafia user Oprah comes out as a homosexual!" posted from the Oprah Winfrey Network™