dirkstrider

As long as I'm with my friends things are okay
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decapitation land
 
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24wins17losses

Disclaimer: I don't usually rp so chill out ya'll

member since march 2012


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Hey.

How's it goin?

"Prince of Heart"

Fuck with me or my friends and I'll fuck you up.

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Questions

over 11 years
What's your favorite type of butt?
All butts are pretty nice. But an especially nice butt would be one with just the right amount of plush and tensile force. Wanna bounce a coin off dat ass. Thats the rump for me.
almost 12 years
do u lyke butts
obviously. a better question would be my favorite type of butt.

Achievements

3 / 20Super Sleuth!
1 / 10I'm Batman.
1 / 20Do No Harm
almost 8 years
+1 o:
In 1998, a Platypus that escaped it's zoo enclosure in Minnesota was shot dead by a gas station owner mistaking it for a raccoon. Uproar across the state came out as Gillian the Platypus did not get justice. After a long legal battle, the gas station owner had to pay the price. In honor of it, in 1999 Minnesota produced 80 coins with Gillian's body on it, so he may swim forever as a currency. Repost this on fifteen walls to remember Gillian, and he will give you a blessing of 80 tokens.
over 11 years
shit bro I alt-slipped D:
over 11 years
Yeahh it was fun though <3
over 11 years
sorry i kept you up all night fire ;) but to be fair i was exhausted too. I passed out later. It was fun though.
over 11 years
Also I am so fucking tired right now and it is your fault
over 11 years
braahhhh I love your embed <3
over 11 years
My family is already dead you motherfucker.
over 11 years
I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY
over 11 years
I am not brostrider I am dirkstrider and my alt is "Dirk"
deletedover 11 years
I know you are brostrider.
over 11 years
let's agree to never get creative again
over 11 years
thats a new one
over 11 years
corkrider
almost 12 years
HEY DIRK. YOU'RE JAKE'S FRIEND RIGHT? THE ONE THAT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MEENAH? YEAH I DIDN'T REALLY CARE THAT MUCH BUT ANYWAYS: I'M MAKING WHAT'S GOING TO BE THE BEST FUCKING FAMILY. BUT YOU NEED POINTS TO JOIN IT, AND NOT JUST A MEASLY ONE HUNDRED POINTS. SORRY, I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. JAKE IS ALREADY IN IT.
almost 12 years
M4BY3 W3 SHOULD B3 FR13NDS TOO
over 12 years
you need to play 10 games so i can +k you :)