Epicmafia

Katie

and when you come home she will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes and a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth

london

in love with

Tidus

part of

/rekt

family

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Friends (223)

Questions

anonymousalmost 7 years

Fuck just why are you so pretty

i'm a trap

Tidus

almost 7 years

ok u can have one of them at a time. anytime u want. or get anything you want from unif, whenever you want. so not a one time offer

if it were 20 years ago it'd easily be manson but imma have to go with the unif, ya gurl needs new threads more than sex

Tidus

almost 7 years

pick one: have a threesome with bowie and marilyn manson whenever u want, or get anything u want from unif

i need more specific details. does it always have to be a threesome?? is the UNIF offer a one time thing????

anonymousalmost 7 years

cute avi bitch

thank u babe

egg

about 7 years

dank memes?

yes please

Achievements

20 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

20 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

20 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

10 / 10

Fool

Gotcha!

6 / 25

Oracle

Eye of the Beholder

Jasprar

over 12 years

....WHAT IS DAZE'S THEORY ._. >.>

ark

over 12 years

im doing guddd work tommroow tho ;_;

ark

over 12 years

long time no talk, how you doing? :)

Jasprar

over 12 years

...I dont want you to go. :\

ERR40

over 12 years

we should play more unranked games hoe. x <3

pandapanda

over 12 years

+K :3 ♥ thanks

Vrahn

over 12 years

Returned the +k ;)

Jasprar

over 12 years

Katieeeee ;_; I know you're here somewhere.. Come play <3333

Whispers

over 12 years

They haven't confirmed it yet but Albert's Dad tweeted that they were writing. :D

Whispers

over 12 years

In case ya haven't herd The Strokes are making another album. Just thought you might be interested to know~

Jasprar

over 12 years

.-. What's cute? You are. Shush ;3

apeescaper

over 12 years

eh, i kind of do but he did it a lot, which was why he was banned. and plus its not hard to make a new account.

apeescaper

over 12 years

http://www.epicmafia.com/report/24246 that guy got banned lol

Lavaworks303

over 12 years

You should try out a game or two in Comp Lobby! They're really fun! -Lava

EvilPyro

over 12 years

222,222
lol jk iono

HZRubicante

over 12 years

it has to fit the owner ~

benedict

over 12 years

its ok cos im pretty irl

Jasprar

over 12 years

..Okays now i have :3 WE NEED TO PLAY KATIE ;_; WHY DONT I SEE YOU AS MUCH ANYMORE </3

Jasprar

over 12 years

:O </3 it still says you have more points than i do :3 Plus, You have some kind of social life, so you win, really. GG <3

seany

over 12 years

em is lame sorry:/ i don't have any exams to revise for so epic mafia dosen't have a purpose anymore.