It's your birthday today What does that mean i guess ill try and explain.. That 20 years ago to this day it was the first day your parents saw your beautiful face. And 9 months before that magical day your dad probably took your mom out on a date and tehy were having a good time. They were dancing and drinking wine and when they got home they were horny as hell and your dad threw your mom down on the couch and he tore her panties off. And his penis was hard as a rockk. And then your mom really wanted to give your mom head but your dad also wanted to give your mom head so they formed a 69 and your mom came at least 3 times. And your dad was so excited to getinside your mom that he forgot to pud a condom on and when he realized his mistake he had ejaculated and it was too late. and then your mom got pregnaht and your dad started crying he wanted your mom to get an abortion but your mom wanted a child and nine months later you were born!!!
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