I had this weird dream that you were a knight of my kingdom defending it from chainsaw attack by a guy called implosion. I was astonished to wake up this morning to find, not only had I apparently slept for 6 days, but the kingdom really is under attack! because of the exceptional circumstances, I have decided to take notice of the signs from my dream, and offer you a position in my court, as a royal jester. The pay is pitiful, but we have a great benefits package!
This is off topic but thanks venser for making me laugh for literally 5 mins non stop while reading this thread you made <3 : http://www.epicmafia.com/topic/9568 . Best.Thread.Ever.