And they laughed when I got a decoy sceptre. Who's laughing now bitch?
The matter of serf poaching is a delicate one. When being poached from other kingdoms so that they may aid Thogg's kingdom, it is obviously a good thing and so must be allowed, but serf poaching away from this kingdom is abhorrent and must be punished to the full extent of whatever I use to enforce rules around here.