I do apologize for my absence at your most important meeting of dire consequence, but I was having so much fun beating serfs that I just couldn't tear myself away.

There are no objections, I shall thus go forward with the plan.

WHOAH! I hereby call an emergency kingdom meeting. Our peasant population has halved. At this rate, we will shortly have negative popualtion. I suggest an aggressive recruitment strategy, accompanied by the calling of mean names to those responsible for this desertion. I highly value the input of any remaining peasants though (LOL)

*snatches back Gold medal, rotten sandwhich, gold chain* Sorry but Cheezy B outta here yo

*takes off gold chain, written in diamonds "Cheezy B Baby* :(

Yeah, it should, but life isn't fair I guess.

*hands over gold medal* Sire, this should cover the rest of the week's taxes.

Excellent! I can use this for throwing at serfs!

*hands over last rotten sandwich* Sire, it's the best I've made in months! I hope you like it!

Turn that frown upside down! Just being in this great kingdom makes you one of the greatest, possibly the greatest serf on this site and don't you forget that. Now gimme some tax.

>need 3/6 to immediately win gold >go 1/5. I am terrible.

Hmm, I guess it's nice enough for me to overlook how one of my serfs managed to obtain some gold, just this once.

*pulls out golden statue of Thogg* Will this suffice for my hourly tax sire?

Of course! After all, that's what serfs are for!

yes, if he successfully braves the server crashes, and overcomes the treacherous time leaps, he truly is a worthy serf who should be rewarded for bringing honour to the kingdom! Still gonna tax the hell out of him mind.

Great Thogg, a serf of your Kingdom seems to have acquired great status in the recent Epicmafia Bronze Lobby competition! Surely this must prove that serfs from Thogg's Kingdom are truly superior to all other serfs!

http://i.imgur.com/ktAHa.png Don't mind me...

LOL! Serfs are poor! Those silly serfs!

Sadly, that was I. I hid it in Tim Tebow's locker, though I'm afraid it's probably not going to be his locker for much longer.

No, wait, that's impossible. Serfs can't get gold!

Great King Thogg, did you hear the one about the serf and his stash of gold? He buried it in the ground and never found it again!

It has come to the attention of king Thogg that one of the serfs is within reaching distance of a trophy in the bronze lobby. I hereby wish him luck, with the promise that if he succeeds in bringing glory to Thogg's Kingdom, over half of his family shall be spared my hilariously deadly wrath!

Your job is to make hurtful jokes for the nobility at the expense of the serfs. Those silly serfs!

you have to be lynched to win

Why hello, glorious Kingdom of Thogg! I have been told that I shall receive excellent benefits if I become the royal jester, so what exactly does my new vocation entail?