VOTE GUNS N' ROSES 2014!

Running for the office of GodKing of the known universe!

EQUAL RIGHTS FOR NO-AVI AMERICANS!

Guns N' Roses is a member of the political party: Awesome people.

His motto is, "I have underlings for that."

Current campaign promises!

1. Free hookers
2. Cake
3. Free guns
4. Banning clothing
5. LIBERATE THE NO-AVIs NEW WORLD ORDER!
6. ???
7. PROFIT

LEAVE A REQUEST AND I'LL ADD IT TO THE LIST

ALSO: If you're a Guns N' Roses 2012 supporter and don't have a family, ask and I'll invite you to the Guns N' Roses 2012 Political Party!

WE HAVE TACOS!

I WILL USHER IN A NEW WORLD ORDER OF PEACE, LOVE, AND VIOLENCE.

BREAKING NEWS

Guns N' Roses has been elected GodKing of the world with 100% of the living voters having voted for him!