anonymousalmost 7 years
Can Jamal save me from my crippiling depression and social anxiety?
Yee-eeee-eeee-eeeeeeeees.
it's so sad that this is what you spend your time doing. i'm sure your parents and those around you, would be super embarrassed if they found out that this what you spend your time doing.
The time is close, my child. Thou shalt be SAVED!
anonymousalmost 7 years
There needs to be a holiday to celebrate the holy Jamal even more than normal. Which day would that be?
Each day is brand new and every day is a day that new life comes into existence and that is more reason to celebrate the source. Ja'al is much to GLORIOUS for just one day out of the calendar year.
anonymousalmost 7 years
So who is this "female" that deserves thine seed?
That is not public record. Those are in the classified files of the Church.
it's so sad that this is what you spend your time doing. i'm sure your parents and those around you, would be super embarrassed if they found out that this what you spend your time doing.
Aaaaah---aaaaah. Yee-eeees. bitsy. I sentence you to... DELETION. DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE
The tragedy of Plissken is a long one indeed. Plissken rose to popularity on the mafia rinks in Sandbox by trying out new setups and ways to play. He was enthusiastic about it and would often put up fliers to draw people in from the crowds. Announcers, caterers, and cheerleaders would be hired to come down and support his efforts. In time, however, this soured. Plissken developed a feud with Jamal Marley, a foreign general and holy man who frequently came to blows with the Sandbox community, and developed a frenzied advertisement campaign for his Plissken's 200th, a celebration of his mafia setups. This campaign involved a one-on-one duel with Marley, and eventually escalated into a death match. On the night of the event, Jamal won, but he showed mercy and spared Plissken's life. Plissken feigned gratitude and became a leader in the Church of Jamal, but as his sect grew it moved away from Jamal ideologically, especially as his master returned to his homeland