when will you stick your stiff throbbing holy rod into my tight sinful mind?!?!?!
Thine rod is not holy. Thine rod however can only be WOKEN by the female form. It is not my decision to place holy rods into sinners. That is up to thou with a holy rod.
Hello please stop harassing users in sandbox. Repeated offenses have gotten people banned. While we
The Church does not condone harassment in any way shape or form. Ja'al forbids it. The Church has been a target of harassment, but this shall not go unpunished.
anonymousalmost 7 years
I AM REBORN. PLISSKEN RETURNS SOON.
This is not happening. I know of all who are reborn in the name of the lord, your Ja'al. I also know that Plissken is dead. TAFKAP has ascended to WOKEN Plissken.
when will you and jamal fuck and make babies
This is highy impossible. I am incapable of getting pregnant and Ja'al and I are not gay. So you see.... when Ja'al does impregnate someone it shall be a virgin female here on EpicMafia. The chosen sacrifice has been chosen.
pulverize my sins with your big bible!!!
Oh... you shall be judged by Ja'al. HE knows your heart. HE can give thou salvation if thou repent for thy sins. Lest ye be... DELETED!!!
The tragedy of Plissken is a long one indeed. Plissken rose to popularity on the mafia rinks in Sandbox by trying out new setups and ways to play. He was enthusiastic about it and would often put up fliers to draw people in from the crowds. Announcers, caterers, and cheerleaders would be hired to come down and support his efforts. In time, however, this soured. Plissken developed a feud with Jamal Marley, a foreign general and holy man who frequently came to blows with the Sandbox community, and developed a frenzied advertisement campaign for his Plissken's 200th, a celebration of his mafia setups. This campaign involved a one-on-one duel with Marley, and eventually escalated into a death match. On the night of the event, Jamal won, but he showed mercy and spared Plissken's life. Plissken feigned gratitude and became a leader in the Church of Jamal, but as his sect grew it moved away from Jamal ideologically, especially as his master returned to his homeland