Angry man say dangity-dang He go to the park to hangity-hang, but

He's not CRESCENT FRESH His whole life's a mess

Angry dude with many tattoos He's living his life so crudity-rude, and

He's not CRESCENT FRESH His short life's a mess

Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and

They're so CRESCENT FRESH Super cres at best

Hippity dude likes hackity-sack, Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and

He's so CRESCENT FRESH Super cres at best

They're so CREEESSCENT FREESSH!