how does it feel to know all of ur marriages end in deleted
deletedover 9 years
Soon, very soon indeed, I will begin writing my solutions to remove ALL of you from the space-time continuum. I do hope you enjoy being turned to human spaghetti as you are simultaneously pulled along the axes of the fourth and fifth dimensions. It is there you will sit, a perpetual limbo for all eternity whilst in agonizing pain from the intense gravitational force of the event horizon that surrounds your being. You will be able to see the universe you once knew, but when you reach for it, and its fervent memories that linger in your mind, it will forever sit just beyond your grasp. Until the moment at which the universe reaches its critical mass. Enjoy.
deletedover 9 years
dude I think I have a chicken nugget addiction I've eaten some stuff at Mc Donalds, but nothing there stands up to those nuggets. Crispy, chicken tumors. And their sauce, they got really good sweet n sour AND BBQ sauces. So good. sometimes my school will serve chicken nuggets. It's pretty rare, like twice every two weeks (they sometimes go 2 weeks without, or go 2 days in a row) and I always buy two little things of four. and I just eat that. 8 Chicken nuggets, and call it a meal. I would buy more but they're so expensive there, like 3.10 for 4 nuggets. please help
deletedover 9 years
On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. I will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business, you may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter. When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach.
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MasterCthulhu
