ImperialUnits

Score
90,764
Kudos
10
People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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married to eYm1337

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.