ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
100
married to 
 
90,764
10
100
1179
1397wins1135losses127left
Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Questions

anonymousalmost 12 years
Are you real?
Lawl, are you suggesting that you have a mind that could create me? You don't. I'm real, for your pleasure and entertainment.
anonymousalmost 12 years
u ever sucked a dick?
Yeah, dude, hasn't everyone? Don't get excited though. I won't be sucking yours.
anonymousalmost 12 years
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!!
That's so effin sweet. If I somehow was brought back to life, I'd bust you out and kill all the motha fukers that fuked with you in jail. True story. Real facts.
deletedabout 12 years
WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?
No way of knowing, man. That's just how it is.

Achievements

20 / 20Do No Harm
20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25Explosion!
8 / 10Scumhunter
about 10 years
wait you can hop on the track that xela and i are doing we need a female on the hook?
about 10 years
it's me daddy
about 10 years
are we dating yet
about 10 years
my girlfriend
over 10 years
I missed you bby <3
almost 11 years
I am fineee dear where are you? <3
almost 11 years
Hey i didn't see you around lately :3
how are you?
about 11 years
Get deleted, bitch.
deletedover 11 years
Hi! Just wanted to say that you're an excellent player, s'all.
almost 12 years
#forevermine
almost 12 years
#madlyinlove
deletedalmost 12 years
lol your commandments make me laugh
almost 12 years
Check your messages >:[
almost 12 years
+k'ed, return? :D
almost 12 years
congratulations! :-)
almost 12 years
CONGRATS MY DEAR U B STELLAR
almost 12 years
You were great this round! Congrats!
almost 12 years
yayyyyy!!