Did you just address me in a third person?

Ok anyways

when i poop an hour from my now, i will name it Sam

i promise to take pictures

You are a clam locked in a minimum security prison. Your goal is to turn the prison into a maximum security prison by becoming its first security guard and proceeding to do a remarkable job. But you are a clam. This goal is much too lofty for you. Your new goal is to create your own tiny prisons and trap any little guys who try to pick on ya in 'em. You will succeed.

whats Tilikum doing on here

<3 I'm glad I'm getting to know you all over again ^^

We were successful too dammit!!

i peed out my tampon

you will always look like
bsms hairy leg to me

I know a bunch of mods got nice comments but that doesn't make it any less genuine to me ty so much friend <3 it means a lot

omg thank u i’m blushing ... ur wonderful and i appreciate u sm

awww omg i love you so much thank you for being an amazing friend and never change you are the best.

hi ok i hate being positive but ugh......queen? thanks for being a good friend and always having my back. love u lots!

i want tasteful nudes.... do you know where i can find any?

You: "wanna join us in family feud"

Me: Awoooooooooooooo i'd love to

you are so kind and cool and chill and i hope we can get to know each other better soon :)
love the aesthetic so cute

lets follow in yoshis hoofsteps and commit tax fraud ?????????? im gonna buy us so many robux baby

*begins to bake a hotdog*

WEEE I LOVE YOU

I was DESTINED to become a Kardashian! I bring to you PROOOOOOOF!