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Shoplifting (Honest)

stinkyabout 7 years ago

heY bitchssss mwah

i am a honest b itch. if i see a child i hit it with my car lawl

o. o

ok so in this thread i will be ranking people

if u get a good result that means ur a good shoplifter

mwah

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She would get caughtGot caught because of her obese legsHer obese legs made to much sound even everyone in the store could hear her walkingFarted when she touched somethingAll of the clothes are too small for her which is why she got caught because it's obvious she isn't there to actually wear something but she is actually there to steal

Steal and Get Away With ItWould have Orgasms while shopliftingDoesn't have a Partner in Crime

thecolonelabout 7 years ago

Never shoplifted

superspookyabout 7 years ago

Can't get caught if you never go to a shop!

justinabout 7 years ago

one time i went into gap and put on a beanie i wanted to buy and walked out with it by accident.... does that count as shop-lifting

alexandraabout 7 years ago

me

Milton1234about 7 years ago

Oof

BrinkofExtinctabout 7 years ago

ok

mukiabout 7 years agoedited

lol this sounds fun

thecolonelabout 7 years ago

You know there are nerve endings in the back of the uterus you just can't hit from normal sex?

thecolonelabout 7 years ago

Phoenixi

>Would have Orgasms while shoplifting

Im dedddddd ???

I'm sure they don't match the orgasms I get when I have an abortion

YoUrAsSiSgRaSsM8about 7 years ago

lmfao do me next nurd

Phoenixiabout 7 years ago

>Would have Orgasms while shoplifting

Im dedddddd ???

Ozilabout 7 years ago

HI BFF

sydabout 7 years ago

LesbianPirate

disgusting rat

do your zombie survival thread RIGHT NOW

Zofiaabout 7 years ago

hi im gay

LesbianPirateabout 7 years ago

disgusting rat

Phoenixiabout 7 years ago

hi BFF