The Epic Weekly Bulletin

coolkidrox123over 7 years ago

Welcome to the weekly Bulletin. This will act as a fun weekly newspaper with a lot of fun additions and activities, as well as game announcements and weekly forum highlights and recaps. We are currently hiring writers for the different sections or if you have any ideas for new sections, post an application in coolkidrox123’s DMs or on the thread.

Current Employees

Writer and editor: coolkidrox123

Game Board
Chief EditorCEO
investigative journalist
Comic Artist
hikineetover 7 years ago
usa gave me mesothelioma and i may be entitled to financial compensation
USAover 7 years ago
quasimodo
coolkidrox123
quasimodo
needs bad advice column
If u r willing to write one up ill add it
ill do it just because usa wants to do it and i will do it to spite them
Taking your personal problems out on me despite me never even doing anything to you.

Raccoonover 7 years ago
Please look into the mysterious disappearance of Shwartz99
quasimodoover 7 years ago
coolkidrox123
quasimodo
needs bad advice column
If u r willing to write one up ill add it
ill do it just because usa wants to do it and i will do it to spite them
USAover 7 years ago
I'll do it
coolkidrox123over 7 years ago
quasimodo
needs bad advice column
If u r willing to write one up ill add it
quasimodoover 7 years ago
needs bad advice column
coolkidrox123over 7 years ago
Spoiler alert
USAover 7 years ago
I like the games section. I solved the sudoku here: https://i.gyazo.com/8c0812a6e45f4f41066ec02a1a28206f.png
coolkidrox123over 7 years ago
rigby
can i write shiddy fanfiction about users. for this newspaper. please
yes. as long as its not too sexual
rigbyover 7 years ago
can i write shiddy fanfiction about users. for this newspaper. please
coolkidrox123over 7 years ago
To all that I have hired,

For your sections for now until further notice, each section will have a 500-800 word max! Its preferred that you reach 500 words but if you can't its okay we are just here for fun
XFireover 7 years ago
This is great
coolkidrox123over 7 years ago
Hired!
ookamiover 7 years ago
I can do sarcastic horoscopes.
coolkidrox123over 7 years ago
Sure!
noshiover 7 years ago
omg can i be an investigative journalist for you guys

https://epicmafia.com/topic/75332 remember that? that's my past work and it was kind of a joke but not really
Jobeover 7 years ago
Make a sports section for the people in main: basically big round moves.
PissProblemsover 7 years ago
Get a mod to post 2/3 of the worst reports each week so we can laugh at all the frivolous reports.
MrMongrelover 7 years ago
you know who would make a great report reporter?

Milton.
Bebopover 7 years ago
epicmafia political correspondent was half a joke but i think it would be funny to actually write epicmafia politics articles we'll see
coolkidrox123over 7 years ago
A little late for this week, but next week ill add a poll.
jacobkrinover 7 years ago
this seems great
eadinover 7 years ago
SirAmelio
emma
roxy this is the best thing youve ever done. thnak you
MrMongrelover 7 years ago
Crime correspondent covering the most devious activity sent in reports