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The Epic Weekly Bulletin

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Welcome to the weekly Bulletin. This will act as a fun weekly newspaper with a lot of fun additions and activities, as well as game announcements and weekly forum highlights and recaps. We are currently hiring writers for the different sections or if you have any ideas for new sections, post an application in coolkidrox123’s DMs or on the thread.

Current Employees

Writer and editor: coolkidrox123

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usa gave me mesothelioma and i may be entitled to financial compensation
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quasimodo says


coolkidrox123 says


quasimodo says

needs bad advice column


If u r willing to write one up ill add it


ill do it just because usa wants to do it and i will do it to spite them


Taking your personal problems out on me despite me never even doing anything to you.

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Please look into the mysterious disappearance of Shwartz99
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coolkidrox123 says


quasimodo says

needs bad advice column


If u r willing to write one up ill add it


ill do it just because usa wants to do it and i will do it to spite them
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I'll do it
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quasimodo says

needs bad advice column


If u r willing to write one up ill add it
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needs bad advice column
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Spoiler alert
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I like the games section. I solved the sudoku here: https://i.gyazo.com/8c0812a6e45f4f41066ec02a1a28206f.png
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rigby says

can i write shiddy fanfiction about users. for this newspaper. please


yes. as long as its not too sexual
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can i write shiddy fanfiction about users. for this newspaper. please
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To all that I have hired,

For your sections for now until further notice, each section will have a 500-800 word max! Its preferred that you reach 500 words but if you can't its okay we are just here for fun
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This is great
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Hired!
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I can do sarcastic horoscopes.
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Sure!
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omg can i be an investigative journalist for you guys

https://epicmafia.com/topic/75332 remember that? that's my past work and it was kind of a joke but not really
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Make a sports section for the people in main: basically big round moves.
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Get a mod to post 2/3 of the worst reports each week so we can laugh at all the frivolous reports.
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you know who would make a great report reporter?

Milton.
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epicmafia political correspondent was half a joke but i think it would be funny to actually write epicmafia politics articles we'll see
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A little late for this week, but next week ill add a poll.
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this seems great
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SirAmelio says


emma says

roxy this is the best thing youve ever done. thnak you




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Crime correspondent covering the most devious activity sent in reports