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poser bipolar mania thread

over 6 years

i am not bipolar but considering insomnia is getting deleted i assume this will stick better and also someone told me i was bipolar after 40 minutes of discussing family matters therefore i have every right to claim this title so dump memes as i talk about my life

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poser, would you help me make a snapchat geofilter for my graduation?
over 6 years
there's too much yellow in your name/avi
over 6 years
i bet johnreids tricky tactic of deleting his own thread to accuse moderators of doing it on purpose was something he learned in area 51 - they probably treated him like Eleven except kittens probably attacked him because hes insufferable
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peach says

hey mom,
snuffed the life out of some dipshiit and his husband online today. i have a lead on a job at the gamestop down the street, odds are looking good. can you make tuna casserole for dinner tonight?

send me a sexy pic if u feel like it. i could use the extra motivation right now.

love, ur son


"dear mom, when ur bent over making me dinner, things happen to me that u never bothered to explain to me as a young boy, i just hope you know that i understand now and i am as willing as i was at 13, if u want 2 inches of fury then hmu"
over 6 years
f*ck i wish my mom used snapchat...
over 6 years
hey mom,
snuffed the life out of some dipshiit and his husband online today. i have a lead on a job at the gamestop down the street, odds are looking good. can you make tuna casserole for dinner tonight?

send me a sexy pic if u feel like it. i could use the extra motivation right now.

love, ur son
over 6 years
Like I imagine this guy would say something like "You'd get laid if you know what I mean" and think he said something clever when in reality he said it bluntly and needed to add on that he was implying something cheeky
over 6 years
Dex is the type of guy who is so far gone that brain zaps come across as stiff wind or a heat wave rather than complete depletetion of serotonin
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D3xTr0m3th0rph4n says

everytime i snuff the life out of dipshiits like your and your husband online.


the only way this would make sense as a sentence would be if you bragged to your mom about the posts you make on internet forums and I don't think you do that but I want you to know that the things you say are entirely incoherent
over 6 years
poser god
over 6 years
everytime i snuff the life out of dipshiits like your and your husband online.
over 6 years
when i was 15 my dad showed up to my senior year final basketball game and said good job when i won idk since then
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D3xTr0m3th0rph4n says

Yooo is this biiitch ?


what was the last time in your life your mother was legitimately proud of you
over 6 years
Reeetaarded?
over 6 years
Yooo is this biiitch ?
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yes but its like menopause that makes you either gamble, binge on drugs or kill yourself so thats why im pretty sure i am not bipolar
over 6 years
is bipolar like menopause?
over 6 years

ivana says

Bipolar is a very common, easy diagnosis to give. Get a better psychiatrist. They are really hard to find though.


like if im bipolar im only 21 this is the onset id rather be an actual crazy person a few more times before i accept it and i have vraylar supply if i actually assume that i am but im 100% sure its untrue
over 6 years
oh wait are u memeing ok
over 6 years
Bipolar is a very common, easy diagnosis to give. Get a better psychiatrist. They are really hard to find though.
over 6 years
the bedbugs liked me dude I didn't get shi*t it's about making them comfortable being around you
over 6 years
the man was at work while i quarantined like 5 large loads of laundry three times in two days i am the reason why small bugs arent feasting on us
over 6 years
the woman at the airbnb who gave me bedbugs came 30 minutes early and i legitimately had to hide things in a split second that i can go the rest of my life never needing to experience again, but ftr, airbnb you ruined my clothes due to washer and dryer and i hate you
over 6 years
Goddamn Indian Femoids, dude
over 6 years
itstrue my IQ is 3/10 and