Please stop making fun of people for being Virgins. It's tough because I'm a leftist, I love this website and I work hard to be a good person and practice good praxis, but I'm also 28 and a virgin. Watching Y'all make fun of people for being virgins or calling people virgins really hurts.

like when you guys wake up you see the sunlight and you feel the energy to get out of bed but imagine being johnreid or lolwot like your biggest goal is to share oxygen with people whos IQ can vaguely pass whatever forrest gump got and his mom had to bang some 3/10 dude

40% of the incel subreddit is indian

zhuorb said I looked like a shemale like 4 years ago when I was fugly and I was so tight bcuz its probably true but I'm definitely not anymore so if we put that aside hes a good player and worth speaking to and enjoying their company so I say to all users who have crossed zhuorb and felt his wrath you should forgive him he is 100% worth it in comparison to other indians who can only put you through the ringer and make you wish you were dead

like when I wake up I have Ian but johnreid wakes up and I am positive he sleeps in the bathtub full of pubes and lost hopes and dreams and he has night terrors about losing gold to the old me and tha tis ok but because it makes me happy but even if the gold wasn't the last straw I am sure that the taunting of Area 51 has told him to phone home and when he does I know that's his inevitable destiny

i think ur at 5

just 1?

keep posting I'm hooked

I am aware that finishing 1l of disaranno is unhealthy and that is ok because thats why I have a kidney infection

ian thinks its funny to go head first down 17 stairs with zero regard of his neck or concussion possibilities when hes drunk and somehow hes alive now and I think his brain damage has made him want to marry me so thanks Jesus

I was drunk at macys and slammed my face into a wall and screamed BUILD THE WALL rather than having a distinct hatred for walls because I am a positive person who sees the brighter side in life

sometimes i think of the cool posts ian has made and i actually get prideful about how thats the person i will marry

poser says

i hope you all know my kidneys took a downward spiral due to consuming 20oz of alcohol daily for ten days and manifested into something serious within 24 hours so if i die bury me inside lucid rains uber car

never regretti

i hope you all know my kidneys took a downward spiral due to consuming 20oz of alcohol daily for ten days and manifested into something serious within 24 hours so if i die bury me inside lucid rains uber car

hi

i have slept ok but i dream of u every night epicmafia

today i went to the doctor to get diagnosed with kidney infection and the assistant pointed out that "my whole butt" was showing when in reality it was just vaguely cheeky and she is either a prude or outright jealous but i was triggered as hell

montana is as boring as u think it is until u get into the city and realize they have pacman in the pizza parlors and weird neckbeards who drool over u and u just entertain it because ur p sure they'd die if u didnt

i was also paid by airbnb to get grey goose because the guy didnt respond in time so that was cool

i went on a road trip from seattle to new york and nearly died in madison wisconsin because some weird homeless woman was actually murderous and scary