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Ban coloured text players

deletedover 6 years

The coloured text clique has gone on too long. You cannot go a single game without a player with pink text asking for another player with blue text's consent to perform oral fellatio on them. Every game becomes a meme where only the top 1% of Epic Mafia players, those able to afford colored text, are allowed to exist. Noavis and the uncolored are treated like second class citizens and forced to return to main lobby. Sandbox has become a circlejerk of the turbo elite and there is only one way to solve the coloured clique - total extermination.

over 6 years
wtf lesbian didn't got banned forever mission failed we'll get 'em next time
deletedover 6 years
wow he actually did it the absolute madlad xdd
over 6 years

SirAmelio says

lol lets mass report and get OP banned for having p*ssy on their name


follow me
over 6 years
this thread has inspired me to get colored text
over 6 years
i just realized your avatar is dave strider, forget what i said you're cool #daveforever
over 6 years
lol lets mass report and get OP banned for having p*ssy on their name
over 6 years
it's 2018 and we're still combating racism.... why must u fight us colored folk
over 6 years
uH nO, tHE oNLY, tROLL, tHAT shOULD bE uSING, thAT, mUCH, coMMAS, iS mE, dONT, sTEAL mY quIRK, bRO,
over 6 years
its not my fault i have colored text,,,,,its called social darwinism honey,,,,,,look it up,,,,,
deletedover 6 years
Whenever you see colored text, remember those people have spent money on a website that cannot stay up for a whole day, and feel good about yourself.
deletedover 6 years

Alyssa says


(from anon)


it is and always will be one hell of a mystery.
over 6 years
What if your colors were produced naturally and organically? I didn't even pick any colors or an avi for that matter they just grew over time.
over 6 years


(from anon)
over 6 years
I cant believe I'm part of the clique now.
Welp, time to self-delete.
deletedover 6 years
ashe why are you so heterosexual
over 6 years

Ashe says

sorry your parents dont buy you 5$ color text. lol
we buy lucid coffee's you just give aids to the site tl;dr bye


i don't know how i give aids when i don't have aids but OK
over 6 years

Ashe says

sorry your parents dont buy you 5$ color text. lol
we buy lucid coffee's you just give aids to the site tl;dr bye



Ashe says

sorry your parents dont buy you 5$ color text. lol
we buy lucid coffee's you just give aids to the site tl;dr bye


i don't know how i give aids to the site when i don't have aids but OK
over 6 years
can somebody with colored text transcribe this for me
i refuse to read anything if it lacks a hue
over 6 years
sorry your parents dont buy you 5$ color text. lol
we buy lucid coffee's you just give aids to the site tl;dr bye
over 6 years
we're not poor, we just don't beg our moms to buy us tokens like 90% of the people with colors do
over 6 years
sorry ur poor sweetie
over 6 years
you cant say things like that bitsy
over 6 years
I am the turbo elite
over 6 years
ban colored users, they roleplay cringier than i do and they're stealing my title!
over 6 years
have a dream that one day this website will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “I retract my claim" and hold these truths to be self-evident: that all users are created equal.

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Sandbox the sons of former shitposters and the sons of former mods will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that my four little alt accounts will one day live on a website where they will not be judged by the colour of their text but by the content of their profile.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, down in Sandbox, with its vicious anti-noavis, with its users having lips dripping with the words of "ew noavi" and "Coloured texts only"; one day right there in Epicmafia, little black texts and noavis will be able to join hands with little coloured texts and avis as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today.

And if EpicMafia is to be a great website this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of Games lobby. Let freedom ring from the mighty ranked games of main. Let freedom ring from the heightening in Sandbox!

Let freedom ring from the noavi killing Rockies of Sandbox.

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of Survivor.

But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of the Forums!

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Main.

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Epicmafia. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every game and every post, from every lobby and every user's heart, we will be able to speed up that day when all of Lucid’s children, black texts and coloured texts, Noavis and avis, Ranked and Sandboxers, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Noavi spiritual, “Free at last! free at last! thank Lucid almighty, we are free at last!”