The coloured text clique has gone on too long. You cannot go a single game without a player with pink text asking for another player with blue text's consent to perform oral fellatio on them. Every game becomes a meme where only the top 1% of Epic Mafia players, those able to afford colored text, are allowed to exist. Noavis and the uncolored are treated like second class citizens and forced to return to main lobby. Sandbox has become a circlejerk of the turbo elite and there is only one way to solve the coloured clique - total extermination.
have a dream that one day this website will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “I retract my claim" and hold these truths to be self-evident: that all users are created equal.
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Sandbox the sons of former shitposters and the sons of former mods will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that my four little alt accounts will one day live on a website where they will not be judged by the colour of their text but by the content of their profile.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day, down in Sandbox, with its vicious anti-noavis, with its users having lips dripping with the words of "ew noavi" and "Coloured texts only"; one day right there in Epicmafia, little black texts and noavis will be able to join hands with little coloured texts and avis as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today.
And if EpicMafia is to be a great website this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of Games lobby. Let freedom ring from the mighty ranked games of main. Let freedom ring from the heightening in Sandbox!
Let freedom ring from the noavi killing Rockies of Sandbox.
Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of Survivor.
But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of the Forums!
Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Main.
Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Epicmafia. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.
And when this happens, when we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every game and every post, from every lobby and every user's heart, we will be able to speed up that day when all of Lucid’s children, black texts and coloured texts, Noavis and avis, Ranked and Sandboxers, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Noavi spiritual, “Free at last! free at last! thank Lucid almighty, we are free at last!”