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groundhogday

about 7 years

rose is wearing a very pretty engagement ring

D3xTr0m3th0rph4n

about 7 years

Also codeine isnt OTC anywhere u goofy

D3xTr0m3th0rph4n

about 7 years

As if Codiene is better than dxm lol

poser

about 7 years

Canadians have codeine OTC he doesn't need to be jealous about shît

PeanutMarmaduke

about 7 years

Arc says

D3xTr0m3th0rph4n says

9 months til she pawns the ring

poser makes more money than you probably do peddlin' cough syrup to kiddies on the street corner of your mom's house

u jealous that u dont have the market cornered on middle school OTC drugs?

Becomeclear

about 7 years

what the hell mates is this a meme

poser

about 7 years

SPARKLE

blacksnakemoan

about 7 years

ye i don't think she's about funding your habits dex

D3xTr0m3th0rph4n

about 7 years

Arc says

D3xTr0m3th0rph4n says

9 months til she pawns the ring

poser makes more money than you probably do peddlin' cough syrup to kiddies on the street corner of your mom's house

Nah, i get money..if she were to pawn the ring i'd rather her sell it to me b/c i been hustling jewelry and i'd pay her more..nevertheless the point of that post went completely over your head.

TitorJhon

about 7 years

I finish over that engagement ring every night :*

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yachi says

hasnt it only been a month

time works differently as one approaches the poser romance black hole

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D3xTr0m3th0rph4n says

9 months til she pawns the ring

poser makes more money than you probably do peddlin' cough syrup to kiddies on the street corner of your mom's house

D3xTr0m3th0rph4n

about 7 years

9 months til she pawns the ring

Flygon

about 7 years

#AnotherEpicMafiaSuccessStory

Dag

about 7 years

damn u were joking about marking ur territory

groundhogday

about 7 years

yachi says

hasnt it only been a month

literally four times longer than it took god to create the earth

PeanutMarmaduke

about 7 years

yachi says

hasnt it only been a month

nice jealously skank

yachi

about 7 years

hasnt it only been a month

pingu

about 7 years

congrats (:

Zhuorb

about 7 years

Have a good one

groundhogday

about 7 years

MonteCarrlo says

over under on how long this will last

i imagine the romantic nondepressed joint suicide will take about 40 years

PeanutMarmaduke

about 7 years

Duppi says

PeanutMarmaduke says

ifu guys play together im reporting u for cheating in a heartbaet since u live together now. pls reread the rules before u make any dumb deciions

but how are they gonna teach their child epicmafians?

two words: epicmafia daycare

im gonna make dethy lobbies with pranays kid, ian & roses kid, and that one guy whos dating kerry and kerry's kid and call them mongoloids until they become trophy winner experts