I think the success rate of a relationship can be predicted by the length of EpicMafia posts and right now it's looking mighty good

open to suggestions

i need something new to say for filler when i wanna say something instead of let's get married

ifu guys play together im reporting u for cheating in a heartbaet since u live together now. pls reread the rules before u make any dumb deciions

wow I don't get upvotes

poser says

Thanks for the ring I love it and also you

i love you

illuminati says

You guys live together now?

yeah

Thanks for the ring I love it and also you

i'm never gonna have to hold anything back it's just gonna be excited instead of bored now i like that it's cool i'm like happy except a word which means a lot more than happy

You guys live together now?

pls upvote my post so i know u havent forgotten me

Trust me is what Hitler told Poland.

illuminati says

Also congrats Ian but also not congrats on account of your life being over

trust me dude she's the exception

it's sorta cool when i make a couple joke posts in a really bad thread and people do the thing where they start to get mad but then i remember the post i was gonna make was saying i'm marrying a perfect girl and those people suck d*ck anyway but now they especially suck d*ck nothing matters except her lol this is cool she's in the bathroom though i'm good to type words at a screen for at least two more minutes

Also congrats Ian but also not congrats on account of your life being over

PeanutMarmaduke says

i would make love to that hand

woah my dude thats a bold statement

PeanutMarmaduke says

i would make love to that hand

As if you know anything else.

She is engaged to moderation and doing Harassment reports

and ian*

omg congrats rose!

i would make love to that hand

cool ring

ok shoopie you can ban me

eat sh*t people who aren't gonna marry rose

i win