hey, Shwartz! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for!
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My boyfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
The joke is that the arrow doesn't even point to your avi
A sheep, A drum, and A snake fall off a cliff.
Baa dum tss.
Shwartz99 is indeed a bad joke.
I kinda meant that the thread was a bad joke but feel free to post bad jokes in here
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alright last one
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.