Epicmafia

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almost 7 years

Greetings, pathetic users and infidels, it is I -- the glorious Jamal Tiberius Marley!

For months now, I have been away recharging my divine powers, yet I have certainly not been forgotten as my delightful clergymen and clergywomen have been spreading the news of the Greatest Day -- the first day of the first month of the 2018th year! Plissken and UmaKompton, among others, have been great assets to the church and their undying loyalty to Jamal, the church, and the other congregants of the church will not be forgotten.

The attempts to silence my clergymen and clergywomen via bans and reports have been noticed by me and have been unsuccessful as you will never be able to silence the church nor the congregants. Those who have bullied my great people, wrongfully reported them, or wrongfully banned them have been noted and I wish to make this as clear as possible right now: these actions are unacceptable and there will be repercussions.

I know you have all been eagerly waiting my return and with rumours running rampant about what the greatest player to ever grace this or any mafia simulator game will do upon his grand return, people have become desperate for information. I encourage you all to continue to speculate as I rebuild my church and embark on a new voyage with a new mission with the church as of course, Sandbox truly cannot stop thinking and talking about Jamal Marley.

You've all lost touch with your instincts, with what you are. You have fallen from nature's grace, but you shall be delivered. It's time to tap into your primal selves and seize the power of instinct.

Take my hand and join me.

Jamal has returned

Welcome back, divine lord!

Delightful!

JamalMarley

almost 7 years

Negra says

i can believe jamalmarley posted this on midnight on new years eve/new years what a loser hahaha

Pathetic lies and slander, I wouldn't expect anything less from you, Negra. While obese users such as yourself were in bed watching your silly anime videos, the great Jamal Tiberius Marley was out having women beg him to have sexual intercourse with them.

They said to me, "Jamal, please have sexual intercourse with me.". I told them that I would, and so I did.

JamalMarley

almost 7 years

rockgirlnikki says

Get a life, and perhaps a job. What happened? You gave up on pretending to be Jesse Williams because no one was buying it, so instead you decided to make more fake accounts to do your pathetic bidding? Now THAT'S sad.

I go to school to get an education and I am not a poor peasant like you who must work to live there lives! I am rich! I am so incredibly powerful! Everyone knows I look like Jesse Williams -- only buffer.

Bebop

almost 7 years

aexif says

IAll Hail Jamal !

>inb4 Bebop responds "aexif is just mad I made fun of his tiny nipples" even though I posted them on faces of EM for the sole purpose of making fun and for a good month after posting them bragged about my dime sized nips. sigh

Bebop = sin

uh are you okay mate

Tidus

almost 7 years

Hello please stop harassing users in sandbox. Repeated offenses have gotten people banned. While we

bitsy

almost 7 years

Hello please stop harassing users in sandbox. Repeated offenses have gotten people banned. While we

deletedalmost 7 years

I would gladly worship the church of Jamal over the ( insert clever rick and morty catchphrase thisissmartbecausei'm14) water warriors.

All Hail Jamal !

>inb4 Bebop responds "aexif is just mad I made fun of his tiny nipples" even though I posted them on faces of EM for the sole purpose of making fun and for a good month after posting them bragged about my dime sized nips. sigh

Bebop = sin

logan5124

almost 7 years

I'll like this post if you add a
B E G O N E T H O T
option to the poll.
Screw you, i'm a athetist!

snakegladiator

almost 7 years

B E G O N E

Bebop

almost 7 years

Jamal, align yourself with the Water Warriors and you will become more powerful than you could ever imagine

Ace

almost 7 years

Your minion Plissken needs to be sacrificed in your honor, Jamal. It will gain you more power. He has become a nuisance to your name and has slandered you in that passive way. End his pathetic life ((please))

Negra

almost 7 years

i can believe jamalmarley posted this on midnight on new years eve/new years what a loser hahaha

rockgirlnikki

almost 7 years

Get a life, and perhaps a job. What happened? You gave up on pretending to be Jesse Williams because no one was buying it, so instead you decided to make more fake accounts to do your pathetic bidding? Now THAT'S sad.

deletedalmost 7 years

jamal has graces us with his presence, his light shines at the brightness of a thousand suns! this is the greatest day indeed.

Shwartz99

almost 7 years

Indeed, you are aware of fact. Thus, I thank you for your understanding of my doings.

JamalMarley

almost 7 years

Shwartz99 says

My lord, TAFKAP was tarnishing your name in your absence. It was I who was attempting to bring users back to the Church.

I beseech your wisdom; please consider my attempts as my part in recognizing and sharing your divinity.

I hear all, see all, and know all.

I am aware of what is fact and what is fiction.

Shwartz99

almost 7 years

My lord, TAFKAP was tarnishing your name in your absence. It was I who was attempting to bring users back to the Church.

I beseech your wisdom; please consider my attempts as my part in recognizing and sharing your divinity.